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WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

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Help--this is too precious-- i'm -- ah -help

Transcript and credit below!

Transcript:

<< Ari: Do I have a big smile?

Bdubs: It's not huge, it needs to be bigger >

< Bdubs: Etho couldn't hit it back to me

Ari: Oh... We'll he's weak >

< Ari: Yah >

< Ari: YUSS hehe >

< Ari: RELEASE THE HOUND-- oop. Release the hound...

Bdubs: NO! NO DOGS ON HEEERE-- >

< Ari: I'm better than Etho, that's the thing

Bdubs: You are better than Etho

Ari: To be honest, I'm very sorry for saying this, but, I'm gonna need to tell you something. Come to the net

Bdubs: Alright

Ari: [timidly] Etho's my favorite guy that does- like-

[firework explodes]

Ari: Like- *looks to firework* can you shut up? Like who does stuff with you.. and stuff.. but not you :)

Bdubs: But not me?

Ari: Yeh. Not you :)

Bdubs: You like Etho at Minecraft, more than me?

Ari: yes *laughs*

Bdubs: *looking to the sky* THIS ISN'T FAIIIR >>

Clipped from Bdubs' video, "TENNIS! in minecraft :: Minecraft Hermitcraft" (12:14-14:12)

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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New Life series! Anyone Excited?

I was just tying a new style and then it turn into me making a poster LOL (Doing the values first before doing color is life changing oml)

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sweet moment overshadowed by bdubs freakery

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I tried to leave Kudos on a fic that was already deleted (i had the tab open) and I was expecting it to just bug out or not work but this is so much more unsettling

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Every living thing - mob, player, NPC - has a variable in their code that defines their species. A hybrid has more than one of these variables active at once. (A cyborg would only have one, unless they're Doc.)

Players also have a special tag that marks them as players, letting them do the kinds of wild things that players can do. The tag also forces them into the same humanoid shape, regardless of species. This leads to weird situations; for instance, Zedaph is considered 100% sheep, but he's walking on two legs.

Also, there's a weird bug that can just add a species variable to a player, or even totally replace the existing one. Grian has to occasionally get the cod variable removed. One time Joel went to bed as an ogre and woke up as a tanuki. Doc knows how to trigger this bug, but he's not telling the devs. It's funny, it let him become a goat, and if they wanted his help in bugfixing, they shouldn't have taken his arm.

The times Grian's cod variable shows up seem to be weirdly correlated with the times he annoys Doc... what a strange glitch.

-Mod Mleem

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If I had a nickel for every time a hermit pressed their face up against a camera and made a funny face, I'd have four nickels.

Which isn't a lot, but in cents, it's forty less than how long this video is in minutes, and twenty more than the amount of notes this post will have or views this video will get.

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Isn't Martyn a jerk?

Martyn is an angel and my number 1 enemy

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New writing rule: Checkov’s friend

If you introduce a named character with a relationship to a protagonist, their character arc must be resolved in a way that feels reasonable and satisfying

Which is to say: they can’t just dissappear when they’re no longer a convenient plot device

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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