jadeelixir

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i know the idea of 'hear me out' type posts is weird non-conventional attraction but i also have a fascination for the people whos 'hear me outs' are conventionally attractive characters from the most OBSURE media. like if you were asked to name a sexy character and your first thought is the girl from a mostly forgotten 1980s canadian animated scifi musical im gonna be way more intrigued by whats going on in your brain than if you had said like. the dragon from shrek yknow.

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“i strive to present a positive image of womanhood ‘cause i believe that girls everywhere should know that all things are possible.”

life-size | 2000 | dir. mark rosman

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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I designed this Tiffany lamp themed bulbasaur with a lot of hesitation. I’m not sure how the design conveys but I thought she would be cool what with the pull string whips and all.

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talking to me is just me being like sorry i fell asleep. i wanna take a nap. i am so sleepy .Sorry i took a nap

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had a dream i was living in a socialist state and they were showing big bang theory reruns on the state broadcaster and they all had sheldon completely edited out with no other changes

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flowers in the community garden. watercolor on toned paper~

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girl help i am running out of concepts for my escapist imaginary scenarios

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when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

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As another blackout has occurred in the Gaza Strip I would like to remind everyone that eSIMs are the only way for people in Gaza to communicate with themselves and the only way for them to communicate with the outside world. The way for journalists and families in Gaza to communicate outside of the concentration camp is through eSIMs donations.

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motivational mimikyu ko-fi request!

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All Eyes on the Sumoud Convoy

Eyes on the road people. Eyes on the thousands of people on their way to the Gaza border to break the siege.

SumoudConvoy-tracker

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my soft and comfortable mama

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do you see this shit my liege

[jadeelixir]

when navigating rhetoric and discourse its important for you to keep in mind the following moves you can perform:

you're right but i don't agree

this isn't true but i believe you

i agree but you're wrong

i disagree with what i'm saying