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these are my cats i don't have a problem
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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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i had to make a video on distracted driving for my health class . so like any normal person would, i made an sfm animation
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That guy who fell asleep during a 24 hour marathon playing majora’s mask will always be fucking hilarious
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I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A CUTE PICTURE WITH MY GARDEVOIR AND OGERPON
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Broke: Shitposting on your pseudonymous twitter account
Woke: Shitposting on your Legal-Name linkedin account
Bespoke: Shitposting in international standards document ISO/IEC Joint Technical Committee subcommittee 22 working group 21 paper D2349R0
introducing "std::pony" to C++
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I will beat up Eleazor and fight 999 Doctore clones just to see her smile (normal Collei lover)
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Humans didn't make the big ben. Do you really think those dumbass Britains could make a clock that big? Those big gears are way too heavy, how'd they get those up there. No way. It was the beasts
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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