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“the batkids are normal goofy siblings—” the batkids swear pinky promises where if you break your promise, the other person gets to break your pinky. and nobody thinks that’s weird or too much other than maybe Barbara (unwilling to be down a pinky while typing) or Alfred (used to swear it the same way back in the service but thinks actually cutting off the pinky is better)

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late at night

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hearing "the ps5 is in the latter stage of its lifecycle" and laughing myself sick. NO GAMES

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I need a fic please

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Yuri is yuryinging

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ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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World's silliest

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I bet crunching your little fangs into cardboard feels good as hell for a cat

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you just doordashed yourself a knuckle sandwich pal

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every day british actors wake up and think to themselves fuckkkkk i HAVE to help the incredibly bigoted woman make more money so she can funnel it into killing trans people i have to do it bro if i don't do it i will die

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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The scars are part of me, darkness and harmony / My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like