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here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

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Some pearl empires stuff

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i love sluts i love perverts i love dykes i love faggots i love aromantics i love freaks i love librarians i love ibuprofen

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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

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could you imagine being a paleontologist studying the coelacanth and then just. oh turns out it’s not dead. we don’t need dead thing experts anymore we need live thing experts. thanks for your years of study but we need the Present Men, not the Past Knowers

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I love Padparadscha

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Whiterose

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playing with color and style 👍

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i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

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Planettes No.5: Jupiter

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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users

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thank god im aromantic. i think everyone should get more aromantic

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Rosewater

oil on paper, 7x8.5 in.

This is for @hubblespacemission as a part of the @jrwi-art-exchange masquerade event! Hope you like it, I had a lot of fun making it!

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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There is a dog at this concert

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you gotta be rockin' with fat lesbians of all types. Butch isn't a body type, not every single fat lesbian is butch. Not every single fat lesbian is a frilly pink poodle skirt pinup model femme either. You have to rock with all of us. Fat butches, fat femmes, fat lesbians who aren't either. You ESPECIALLY need to be rockin' with fat trans lesbians of all kinds. Fat women will always exist. Fat trans women will always exist. You CANNOT have lesbian community without fat women, of any kind. You HAVE to be with us.