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Day 20!

I wonder what the two sillies are drinking and talking about cuties

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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@deaddovetaxidermist eel

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I was in his shower the other day.

Don't ask why. That's not the point. You should know by now that's never the point. Anyway. There was dish soap in there.

Yes. Dish soap.

Right there next to the shampoo—well, the empty shampoo bottle—and a loofah I'm 90% sure he uses on his boots. Bright blue, grease-fighting, antibacterial, clean-scented dish soap. In the goddamn shower.

Naturally, I asked him what it was for. I assumed—hoped—begged for some reasonable answer. Maybe he was cleaning a bloodstain. Maybe it was for some horrifying anomaly-related decontamination routine. Maybe he'd finally decided to learn specialty laundering.

Do you know what he said?

He looked at me—dead serious, eyes glowing just a little in the steam—and said:

"If it's good enough for the ducks, it's good enough for me."

That's a direct quote.

As if that cleared it up. As if I was supposed to hear that and go, "Ah yes. Logical. Environmentally sound. Perfectly valid hygiene practice."

I hate him. I hate that he says things like that with no hesitation, no shame, and somehow makes me feel like the idiot for questioning it.

I think he actually believes it.

Which means somewhere, in that feral, beautiful mess of a brain, he genuinely thinks he is operating on the same level as oil-slicked waterfowl.

And I don't even have the emotional stamina to argue with that anymore.

God help me, I think I smiled.

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my offering to the glasses!haku collection but he gets funky sunglasses bc i just collected a new pair of sunglasses today 😎

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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it

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Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

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saddest thing that can happen to 2 guys with freak shit going on is people calling them boyfriends. yes i know theyve got something homosexual going on but brother it is NOT that

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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oh by the way, in Danish, "fag" means "subject" and "slut" means "end" so on library shelves you will see "fag slut" to note where the break in book topics is

pronounced fay' sloot

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I didn't ask if it made sense to keep going. I said I'm going to kick your twisted evil ass.

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in honour of me FINALLY BEATING THE HELL OUT OF CASE 59