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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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if i was tortellini filled with ricotta and they dunked me in a big tub of marinara i wouldnt fight bac

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You know what I've never really seen realistically depicted in fiction? The way that people in places that get a huge amount of snow deal with said snow. Specifically in the cities. I get that it's probably not exactly an intuitive thing to think about if you've never lived in a place that gets a lot of snow, and even if you do, you probably figure that they must have some really sophisticated infrastructure systems specifically for this purpose. It's not like they'll just scoop the snow off the streets and gather it into huge piles, and then just climb over the progressively larger and larger snow piles every single year for months while waiting for the piles to melt in the spring.

We do. There's no point in planning more sophisticated systems to get rid of something that'll eventually just go away on its own. So they just pile the snow into randomly designated spaces that cars or people aren't supposed to go through, and let it pile up. There's significantly less street parking available in the winter because some spots where you could otherwise park a car are currently the parking spot of a snow pile three times taller than a car.

You get used to it. And if you grow up around here, it never even occurs to you to think of it as something strange in the first place.

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when drawing requires you to draw

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I feel like some of you guys think "bad art" is like someone gluing rhinestones to a water melon, or a guy who made his own armchair out of Ohio license plates, or a trashy romance novel where someone says "the blue-eyed one kissed the brown-eyed one," when in reality bad art is a 1000000 Billion Dollar movie where none of the workers got paid and every single creative decision was market tested to see how lucrative of a profit it could foreseeably make to wow shareholders.

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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This is a friendly reminder that none disabled people often do benefit from the same accommodations disabled people benefit from.

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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Being hot isn’t enough, you need to be weird too.

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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Can I please just sit on the edge of a crescent moon like once in my life

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new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street