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i would too cause i’ll do anything but verbalize my feelings tbh…

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joan just needed a latina to keep her in line frfr

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Pamela Rabe and Kate Atkinson at the Screenstar Event 2023

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Not For Puppies

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he’s a 70 year old man. he’s a newborn vampire. he’s a bright young reporter with a point of view. he’s got a 100% divorce rate including a marriage that wasn’t even his. he’s a homewrecker. he’s bisexual. he was sexually attracted to both men in said marriage that wasn’t his. he looked a 514 year old ruthless vampire who psychologically tortured him in the eye and exposed his darkest secret that he’s kept for 77 years. and he’s going to fuck that newly single vampire the second he gets a chance. meet daniel molloy everyone

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Is this allowed?

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no offence but I hate when people my age start projecting their own fears and ideas about aging and youth onto me. girl sorry but I’m young and beautiful if you think women in their late 20s onwards are worthless old hags who have run out of time that’s a personal problem

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Armand went hunting at the bass pro

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Everyone finds that one random unposed snapshot of their mother from 30 years ago where she is literally the most beautiful woman you've ever seen in your life

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need a money talks edit of Joan Ferguson asap

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Lilia Calderu, I need u. (tap on the pics for optional quality)

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everybody moved on i’m still here

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I think about vampire Daniel Molloy and it's all good

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ARMANDANIEL + the purple shirt

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agathario but it's a cowboy!au where agatha hires rio to work at her ranch and rio's a sexy annoying little shit (they want each other so bad and occasionally have hate sex until they inevitably fall in love)