jadesymphony

[jadesymphony]

Sometimes I swear just so my sentence goes on for long enough for me to think of the last word in the sentence

[jadesymphony]

Bloodbending is a dark art and needs lots of power and the full moon, but vinebending is literally used by bog people to keep non marsh men out of they goddamn swamp, even though they're basically the same ability just used on different organisms. Can anyone offer any reasonable arguments to this or have I inadvertently stumbled upon a valid point?

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Okay, so I have a wierd thing with cereal. I don't like it because it sort of feels like human kibble and last time I checked I am not dog. I just want to know if I'm criminally insane or if anyone can relate

[jadesymphony]

We're all just cryptids that become slightly larger immediately after buying clothes we believed would fit

Clothing that fits in the dressing room but stops fitting as soon as you leave