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let’s see if this fucking works!

probably not! god i’m so sick and fucking tired of this hellsite i swear to god i’m going to end up having a brain aneurysm before the age of 26 and it’s going to be all tunglr.hell’s fault

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I’m coming apart at the seams. Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams, darling, buzz buzz buzz. Doc, there’s a hole where something was. No formatting.

Fell out of bed, butterfly bandage, but don’t worry. You’ll never remember, your head is far too blurry. Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man. He needs his head put through a cat scan. Hey, editor! I’m undeniable! Hey doctor, I’m certifiable! Small. 

Oh, I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match! I am half-doomed and you’re semi-sweet. So boycott love. Detox just to retox. I’d promise you anything for another shot at life. And perfect boys with their perfect lives, nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy. Sub.

Little girl, you’ve got me staring odd. Or was that just a telescopic camera nod? Painted dolls in the highway truck stop stalls. Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods. All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you leave the room. Sup.

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match! I am half-doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Boycott love, detox just to retox. And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life. Pre.

So boycott love! Detox just to retox. 

And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life.

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hopeless fountain kingdom : 1/2

I hope hopeless changes over time

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lol no offence but i’m so glad season 3 is taking apart every single detail of rick that made fanboys cream themselves because they really thought this guy was going to be an escapist character for them, but now they’re being forced to see the consequences of being someone like rick and they really do not like facing reality

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TOP 10 DESCENDANTS CHARACTERS: as voted by our followers. ↳ 06. Mal Bertha

I’m a mess. I’m such a mess. I mean, six months ago, I was, you know, stealing candy from babies, and now everybody wants me to be this Lady of the Court. And I have no idea how to keep up the act.

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fall out boy - jet pack blues

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every jade west outfit: [28/?]

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tag dump 2.0!

✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ᵠᵘᶤᶜᵏ ᵇʳᵒʷᶰ ᶠᵒˣ ʲᵘᵐᵖˢ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᶻʸ ᵈᵒᵍ / / TAG.

MUSE THINGS

✄ / ᶤ ʷᵃˢ ᶠᶤˡˡᵉᵈ ʷᶤᵗʰ ᵖᵒᶤˢᵒᶰ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵇˡᵉˢˢᵉᵈ ʷᶤᵗʰ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ʳᵃᵍᵉ / / VISAGE. ✄ / ʰᵒʷ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵃ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶤᶠ ᶰᵒ ᵒᶰᵉ ʰᵃˢ ᶰᵒᵗᶤᶜᵉᵈ ᶤᵗˢ ᵖʳᵉˢᵉᶰᶜᵉˀ / / ABOUT. ✄ / ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵃʳᵏᵉʳ ˢᶤᵈᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵐᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵏᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ˢᵒ ᶰᵘᵐᵇ / / AESTHETIC. ✄ / ᶤ'ᵐ ᵐᵉᵃᶰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᶰ ᵐʸ ᵈᵉᵐᵒᶰˢ˒ ᶤ'ᵐ ᵇᶤᵍᵍᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᶰ ᵗʰᵉˢᵉ ᵇᵒᶰᵉˢ / / BODYCLAIM. ✄ / ᶤᵗ'ˢ ᵗʳᵘᵉᵎ ʳᵒᵐᵃᶰᶜᵉ ᶤˢ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ˒ ᶤ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶤᵗ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʰᵉˢᵗ ᵗʰᵉᶰ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵉᵃᵈˑ/ / FANCIES. ✄ / ᶤᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃʸ ᶤ ᵗᵃˡᵏ˒ ᵗʰᵉᶰ ʷʰʸ ᵃᵐ ᶤ ᵒᶰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᶤᶰᵈˀ / / HEADCANON. ✄ / ᶤᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵉʷ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵘᵉᵇᶤʳᵈˢ ˢᵃᶰᵍ ᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ˒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᶤᶰᵍ ᵃˡᵒᶰᵍ / / PLAYLIST. ✄ / ᶤ'ᵐ ʷᵉˡˡ ᵃᶜᵠᵘᵃᶤᶰᵗᵉᵈ ʷᶤᵗʰ ᵛᶤˡˡᵃᶤᶰˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˡᶤᵛᵉ ᶤᶰ ᵐʸ ʰᵉᵃᵈ / / MUSINGS. ✄ / ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᶤᵗ ʷʰᵉᶰ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵗᵃˡᵏ ᵗʰᵉᶤʳ ᵗʳᵃˢʰ / / TEXTS.

PEOPLE

✄ / ʸᵒᵘ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵃᶠʳᵃᶤᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ ᶤᶰ ᵃᶜᵗᶤᵒᶰ / / T. VEGA. ✄ / ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈ ʰᵉʳ ʷʰᶤᶰᶤᶰᵍˑ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ʰᵉʳ ᵇᶤᶰᵏʸ ᶰᵒʷˀ / / T. VEGA. ✄ / ᵃᶰᵈ ᶤ ᵖʳᵒᵐᶤˢᵉᵈ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᶤ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈᶰ'ᵗ ˡᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵖˡᵉᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ / / B. OLIVER. ✄ / ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ'ˢ ᵗᵒᵒ ᵇᶤᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵒᵈʸ˒ ᶤᵗ ʷᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᶠᶤᵗ ᶤᶰˢᶤᵈᵉˑ / / C. VALENTINE. ✄ / ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʷʳᶤᵗᵉ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ʳᵘᶰᶰᶤᶰᵍ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵗᶤᵐᵉ / / A. HARRIS. ✄ / ᵇʳᵒᵏᵉᶰ ᵍˡᵃˢˢ ʷᶤˡˡ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶤᵉˢ˒ ᵇˡᵉᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵒᵘˡ˒ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵇˡᶤᶰᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵉʸᵉˢ / / R. SHAPIRO. ✄ / ᵃ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵖᶤᵒᶰ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵇᵉˡᶤᵉᵛᵉ ᶤᶰ ᶜʰᵃᵐᵖᶤᵒᶰˢ / / A. FOWLER. ✄ / ᵃᶰᵈ ᶤ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ "ᶤ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ" ʷʰᵉᶰ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶤ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ᶤᵗ ᵃᶰʸʷᵃʸ / / J.W. & T.V. ✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵈᶤᵉ ʸᵒᵘᶰᵍ ᵇᵘᵗ ˢᵒ ᵈᶤᵈ ᵗʰᶤˢ˒ ˢᵒ ᶤᵗ ᵐᵘˢᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃᶰ ᴵ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵏ ᶤᵗ ᶤˢ / / J.W. & B.O. ✄ / ˢᵒ ᶤ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ʰᶤᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵘˢᶤᶜ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ʷᵒʳᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃᶤᵗ / / J.W. & A.F. ✄ / ᵃˡˡ ᵐʸ ᶠʳᶤᵉᶰᵈˢ˒ ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ᵍˡᵒʳᶤᵒᵘˢᵎ ᵗᵒᶰᶤᵍʰᵗ ʷᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵛᶤᶜᵗᵒʳᶤᵒᵘˢ / / GROUP.

OTHER TAGS

✄ / ᵗʰʳᵒʷ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵃᵐᵉʳᵃˢ ᶤᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᶤʳ ᵃᶰᵈ ʷᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉᵐ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᶜᵃʳᵉ / / INTERACTIONS. ✄ / ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᶰᵉ ᶤᶰ ᵃ ʳᵘˢʰ ᶰᵉˣᵗ ᵗᵒ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒᶰᵉ ˡᵒᵒᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ / / OPEN RP. ✄ / ᵗʰᶤˢ ᵈᶤᵃˡ ᵗᵒᶰᵉ ʷᶤˡˡ ᵏᶤˡˡ ᵐᵉ ᵇʸ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶰᶤᵍʰᵗ / / ASK PROMPTS. ✄ / ᶤ'ᵐ ᵍᵒᶰᶰᵃ ˢᶤᶰᵍ ᶤᵗ ᵒᶰ ˢᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶤ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ / / ANSWERED. ✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ʷᵒʳˢᵗ ᵗʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʰᵃˢᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʸᵉᵗ / / PROMO. ✄ / ᵗʰʳᵉʷ ᶜᵃᵘᵗᶤᵒᶰ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᶤᶰᵈ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶤ'ᵛᵉ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ˡᵒᵘˢʸ ᵃʳᵐ / / SELF PROMO. ✄ / ᵖᶤᵗᶜʰᶤᶰᵍ ᵐʸˢᵉˡᶠ ᶠᵒʳ ˡᵉᵃᵈˢ ᶤᶰ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ'ˢ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐˢ / / WISHLIST. ✄ / ʷᵉ ʷᶤˡˡ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉˡᶤᵉᵛᵉ ᵃᵍᵃᶤᶰᵎ ᵖʳᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵉˡᵉᶜᵗʳᶤᶜ ᵗᵒ ᵃ ᵐᶤᶜʳᵒᵖʰᵒᶰᵉ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈ / / PSA. ✄ / ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵃʸ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶤ ʷᵒᶰ'ᵗ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇˡᵃᵐᵉ / / SUBMISSION. ✄ / ᶤ ᶜᵃᶰ'ᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵃ ᵗᶤᵐᵉ ʷʰᵉᶰ ᵗʰᶤˢ ʷᵃˢᶰ'ᵗ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉᶰᶤᶰᵍ / / STARTER CALL. ✄ / ᶰᵒᵗ ˢᵘʳᵉ ᶤ'ᵐ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵉᵗ˒ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶤ'ᵐ ᶜᵉʳᵗᵃᶤᶰ ᶤ'ᵛᵉ ᵃʳʳᶤᵛᵉᵈ / / QUEUE.

OUT OF CHARACTER  

✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ʰᵘᵐᵃᶰ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ᵗʳᵘᶜᵏ ᵖᵃʳᵏᵉᵈ ᵒᶰ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˡᵃʷᶰ ⁻ ᶰᶤᶜᵒˡᵉ / / OOC. ✄ / ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶤᶠᵘˡ˒ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵖᵉʳᶠᵉᶜᵗ˒ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᵒᵒᵏ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ˡᶤᶰᵈᵃ ᵉᵛᵃᶰᵍᵉˡᶤˢᵗᵃ / / SHITPOSTS. ✄ / ⁸⁰ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉᶰᵗ ˢᵉˣʸ˒ ²⁰ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉᶰᵗ ᵈᶤˢᵍᵘˢᵗᶤᶰᵍ / / MUNDAY. ✄ / ᵖʰᵒᵗᵒˢʰᵒᵖ ʰᵃˢ ᵇᵉᵉᶰ ᵏᶤᶜᵏᶤᶰᵍ ᵐʸ ᵃˢˢ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵃˢᵗ ⁴ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵃ ʰᵃˡᶠ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ / / MY EDITS. ✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵉˢˡᶤᵉ ᵏᶰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵃᶰᶰ ᵖᵉʳᵏᶤᶰˢ / / ALLI. ✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ᵖʳᶤᶰᶜᵉˢˢ ᵈᵒᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵖʳᶤᶰᶜᵉˢˢ ᵃᵗᵗᵃ / / QUEENIE. ✄ / ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵉᵗᵉ ʷᵉᶰᵗᶻ ᵗᵒ ᵐʸ ᵖᵃᵗʳᶤᶜᵏ ˢᵗᵘᵐᵖ / / ALEX.

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tag dump!

❛ WORD. — ⌈ words ⌋

MUSE THINGS

❛ ABOUT. — ⌈ low on self esteem so you run on gasoline ⌋ ❛ AESTHETIC. — ⌈ i can be used as a bad example ⌋ ❛ BODYCLAIM. — ⌈ meaner than my demons & bigger than these bones ⌋ ❛ FANCIES. — ⌈ good things come to those who hate ⌋ ❛ HEADCANON. — ⌈ dreadful things done by girls ⌋ ❛ MEMORIES. — ⌈ once you care then you’re fucked ⌋ ❛ PLAYLIST. — ⌈ we play good music on bad days ⌋ ❛ MUSINGS. — ⌈ so casually cruel in the name of being honest ⌋ ❛ TEXTS. — ⌈ he keeps deleting all my very creative negative comments ⌋ ❛ WARDROBE. — ⌈ she wears black but she has the most colorful mind ⌋

PEOPLE

❛ JADE. — ⌈ filled with poison but blessed with beauty and rage ⌋ ❛ TORI. — ⌈ tomorrow you’ll be everybody’s fascination ⌋ ❛ CAT. — ⌈ your heart’s too big for your body ⌋ ❛ TRINA. — ⌈ pacify her; she’s getting on my nerves ⌋ ❛ BECK. — ⌈ i think you make me a maniac but you don’t know ⌋ ❛ ROBBIE. — ⌈ at least you’re cool on the internet ⌋ ❛ ANDRE. — ⌈ why do you write like you’re running out of time ⌋ ❛ JADE & TORI. — ⌈ we never told no one but we look so cute ⌋ ❛ JADE & BECK. — ⌈ i keep thinking “damn if these walls could talk” ⌋ ❛ GROUP. — ⌈ all my friends we’re glorious & tonight we are victorious ⌋

VERSES

❛ HOLLYWOOD ARTS. — ⌈ moving forward using all of my breath ⌋ ❛ POST SERIES. — ⌈ and when your fantasies become your legacy ⌋ ❛ UNDETERMINED. — ⌈ but that’s just who i am this week ⌋ ❛ MARVEL. — ⌈ words ⌋ (ability to see one’s date of death, empathic manipulation, mental manipulation a la kilgrave, ) ❛ WIZARDING WORLD. — ⌈ either i will find a way or i will make one ⌋

OTHER TAGS

❛ OPEN RP. — ⌈ someone in a rush next to someone looking pretty ⌋ ❛ INTERACTIONS. — ⌈ good to go & going nowhere fast ⌋ ❛ ASK PROMPTS. — ⌈ this dial tone will kill me by the end of the night ⌋ ❛ ANSWERED. — ⌈ i don’t have to fucking tell you anything ⌋ ❛ PROMO. — ⌈ the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet ⌋ ❛ SELF PROMO. — ⌈ i am just gently suggesting that they follow me ⌋ ❛ PSA. — ⌈ preach electric to a microphone stand ⌋ ❛ SUBMISSION. — ⌈ you’ll never take the blame like me ⌋ ❛ STARTER CALL. — ⌈ i can’t remember a time when this wasn’t happening ⌋ ❛ QUEUE. — ⌈ not sure i'm there yet but I'm certain i've arrived ⌋

OUT OF CHARACTER  

❛ OOC. — ⌈ the human dump truck parked on your lawn: nicole ⌋  ❛ SHITPOSTS. — ⌈ i’m roxxxy andrews & i’m here to make it clear ⌋ ❛ ALLI. — ⌈ the leslie knope to my ann perkins ⌋ ❛ MUNDAY. — ⌈ 80% sexy & 20% disgusting ⌋

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I’m coming apart at the seams. Pitching myself for leads in other people’s dreams, darling, buzz buzz buzz. Doc, there’s a hole where something was. No formatting.

Fell out of bed, butterfly bandage, but don’t worry. You’ll never remember, your head is far too blurry. Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man. He needs his head put through a cat scan. Hey, editor! I’m undeniable! Hey doctor, I’m certifiable! Small. 

Oh, I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match! I am half-doomed and you’re semi-sweet. So boycott love. Detox just to retox. I’d promise you anything for another shot at life. And perfect boys with their perfect lives, nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy. Sub.

Little girl, you’ve got me staring odd. Or was that just a telescopic camera nod? Painted dolls in the highway truck stop stalls. Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods. All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you leave the room. Sup.

I’m a loose bolt of a complete machine. What a match! I am half-doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Boycott love, detox just to retox. And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life. Pre.

So boycott love! Detox just to retox. 

And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life.

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