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i think this mp4 has been missing from the sitecosystem too long
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Jake Sisko tracks down Wesley Crusher, makes a deal with the Travelers to contact the prophets and find out what's up with dear dad Ben. Also Dukat turns into a big manta ray pah wraith monster that the defiant fights over bajor. Odo comes back with a bunch of former dominion Vorta, including 4 secret weyouns found underneath shape-shifter lake and puts them to work at quarks. Kira tracks down legendary bajoran arms dealer to aquire bajoran ak47s for the station. Ezri and Julian invent a cure for holodeck addiction. Obrien returns to fix the upper pylons one last time. Worf doesn't do anything, he's just there visiting on vacation from Kronos and just keeps ending up in the room when something major is going down, making him progressively more angry till he snaps and mechliths a dude on the promenade and is arrested.
Also Ben sisko comes back and shits in picards lunch after punching manta dukat into the wormhole where the prophets tear him apart like sharks.
#a pitch for ds9 S8 i wrote drunk at 4 am once#star trek#ds9#julian bashir#ben sisko#jake sisko#wesley crusher#jean luc picard#star trek picard#ds9 quark
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if tom/harry/b’elanna isn’t canon then explain this
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how the fuck is naomi wildman having a better childhood than like 90% of the other kids in trek. girl is lost in space has never met her own father and yet is completely unbothered constantly going on whimsical adventures with her horde of adopted aunts and uncles. star trek said fuck the nuclear family the ideal way to raise a kid is communally on a starship held together with duct tape and hope
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tuvok’s pussy game is by far the strongest in all of trek he had crazy mind sex with a guy one time and the guy renounced serial killing and took up gardening instead
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every day i fight the urge to name a cardassian character vriska. it's such a good cardassian name. one day i will choose violence
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damar will you be his valentine or will you smash him with a rock
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odo shapeshifting part of himself into a cup of coffee so he could pretend to have breakfast with garak is still really funny but it’s the thought that counts
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