The farmer is an avatar of the stranger
This is well trod territory for the sdv fandom but,,, farmer is just NOT human, farmer “spends 10 hours fishing, scarfs down 15 pieces of seaweed and gifts you a raw egg out of their pocket” is NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!! That is a little FREAK. Pretending to be human.
And that freak is me and I love this little fictional me
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I'd let haley call me a slur
tiers based on how likely they are to call you a slur
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Thank goodness for Stardew Valley. I can be a hopeless romantic there.
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Love how Lena basically tells Gwen "Yes Mr. Bonzo is an abomination but he's a valued member of the team."
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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
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The name's Wood, Will Wood -Will Wood, probably
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Haley>>>. and I am not a lesbian :3
There are only 2 types of people who have Haley as their favourite spouse
Folks who have a degradation kink
Lesbians
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Would
Sorry I’ve been sick as hell have mullet Gerry as consolation
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Yes, I'm talking about you. Haley is my bbg, and nothing will change that :3
To anyone who tries to make the argument that haley is mean to you (you know who you are). Have you considered... degradation kink?
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To anyone who tries to make the argument that haley is mean to you (you know who you are). Have you considered... degradation kink?
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Shane lovers are delusional as fuck
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You could probably make a Magnus Archives playlist only using Will Wood songs
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How dare thou >:(
Candy
Get candified >:)
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Gertrude vs season5 Jon would be terrifying
two cats fighting in an alleyway but they are eldritch monsters
and their supportive partners
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follow forthefuns for more funny stuff
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