jaeger-bombastard
jaeger-bombastard
"Aah, you were at my side all along"
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Jonnah or Vann , 27, he/him, 馃棥 My art is @VantaRay.
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jaeger-bombastard 3 hours ago
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jaeger-bombastard 3 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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jaeger-bombastard 5 hours ago
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I know I'm late to the party when it comes to discussing the whole "Mercer Effect" thing but I do just wanna say, if you as a D&D player are expecting your DM to be like Matt Mercer, you should put in some effort to be like Taliesin Jaffe, Liam O'Brien, Marisha Ray, Laura Bailey, Travis Willingham, Sam Riegel, or Ashley Johnson
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jaeger-bombastard 6 hours ago
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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro
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jaeger-bombastard 8 hours ago
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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jaeger-bombastard 8 hours ago
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online communities are so strange because people slip away so easily. you can be on here for years, folding people you've never met into the fabric of your daily life, and then they disappear, leaving only ghost posts scattered across tumblr behind. or their blog stays dormant, for weeks, months, years, until you're only still following them because you remember that they love sunflowers or they were kind to you when they didn't have to be or the last thing they posted was sad and raw and you still worry about them sometimes.
and sometimes they come back when you least expect it, years later, even, and there's this sudden rush of relief like there you are, there you are, even though you barely knew each other.
there's a strange kind of love to it. i don't know you and i want to hold your hand across miles and time zones and oceans. i can still see the imprint of you in this community you left. you don't think anyone will notice or care when you're gone, but we notice and we care and we wish you well.
i hope you're all okay out there. i hope the sun is shining on your face and you are breathing deeply. i miss you.
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jaeger-bombastard 1 day ago
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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him
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jaeger-bombastard 1 day ago
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Taste is the most important factor in nutrition.
Because you get the most nutrients from the foods you'll actually eat.
So add cheese, oil, spices, vinegar, sauces, etc. Try them roasted or sauteed or pureed, etc.
The actual secret to eating lots of fruits and veggies and other nutrient dense foods is:
Make them taste good. That's literally it.
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jaeger-bombastard 1 day ago
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This counts as vent art.
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jaeger-bombastard 1 day ago
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obligatory post today
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jaeger-bombastard 1 day ago
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"I'm sorry. Did I come too late?"
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jaeger-bombastard 2 days ago
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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.
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jaeger-bombastard 2 days ago
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solstice
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jaeger-bombastard 2 days ago
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Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN
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Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls
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jaeger-bombastard 2 days ago
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Why he gripping it like that 馃え
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Silly background version under the cut:
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Anyone wanna help him record a video orrrr?
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jaeger-bombastard 2 days ago
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