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hanji zoe is a beautiful human being

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I have zero patience for rude old people I don’t care if you’re a senior I’ll fucking fight you lets see what moves they taught your wrinkled ass in the war of 1812 talk shit get hit

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TAKE MY HEART AND SHATTER IT IN A BILLION PIECES

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This little guy needed a break mid-walk

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and now stories from 2nd grade

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"In death we will survive"

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DESCRIPTION BASED ON HOROSCOPE

Aries: gorgeous little shit

Taurus: gorgeous little shit

Cancer: gorgeous little shit

Leo: gorgeous little shit

Virgo: gorgeous little shit

Libra: gorgeous little shit

Scorpio: gorgeous little shit

Sagittarius: gorgeous little shit

Capricorn: gorgeous little shit

Aquarius: gorgeous little shit

Pisces: gorgeous little shit

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"Those poor boys"

"She deserves to be punished too."

"I’m not saying I support rape, but-"

"Sorry to say - she deserved it."

"She put herself in harm’s way"

"But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape."

"She ruined their lives."

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

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my storytelling final! or, that week i almost went blind cross-hatching!

it’s a couple weeks old at this point, but i’m still proud of it (all that cross-hatching…) even though looking back at it now i can see a ton of flaws or things i just could’ve done better. maybe i’ll redo it one day.

the page colors are kind of wonky because they’re photographs; i didn’t have a scanner big enough for the pages.

hell yeah monster/human friendships

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Goddamnit Eren. Vine, Inspired by Sasha!

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