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What's more happy holiday cheer than cheering on the destruction of a giant straw goat?

The birds may have won 2023, but I believe in humanity's capability for arson for 2024 <3

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Text ID: Teaching consent doesn't make sense if you don't talk about pleasure.

How do you know what you do & don’t want if you don't understand your feelings of desire and pleasure?

In order to give meaningful consent, you need to know what you want—and that what you want matters.

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Do you have any advice for finding a mate for a pet pigeon when you can’t introduce them face to face? My poor 8 year old boy is now twice a widower (no more short face fancies for us, my heart can’t take it) and the last time he was solo I learned that I’m not cut out to be a pigeon’s mate even though he is very human social and was receptive to it. I know what I want in a bird, but is there any way to figure out ahead of time what traits will lead to a good pair bond for them?

Honestly, it's very rare for two pigeons of compatible sex to not be able to make it work if it's just the two of them. Compatible sex pairings would be male/female and female/female.

Male/male happen but they rarely go very well, so I would never suggest trying to get a male companion for an established male in your house.

My advice is to find someone who is willing to DNA sex their birds before sending one to you. You might incur the cost of this, but it's a pretty cheap test. Companion breeders are well known for offering this, if you're located in the USA, Canada, or the UK (depending on if the UK breeder is active, I'm not sure they are right now). I believe the GLPR rescue will do this too.

I wouldn't stress about personality traits. Just get a DNA sexed female. And don't believe any hooey about magnet testing or other "alternative" sex testing. The only proven methods are via DNA, reproductive evidence (she lays eggs), or they know her color is sex linked. Still, sometimes even the last one is wrong.

But yeah. Pigeons aren't picky. You lock them in a room together and hearts appear over their heads.

Remember to quarantine your new bird for at least a month!

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Hair Problems

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i have spent so long trying to place who astarion reminds me of

his dry little sarcastic bits gets me every time and like it's automatically funny but it felt so familiar...

this bastard.

and some more similar comparisons i think

thank you for coming to my ted talk

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Are you going to let trump out live you

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took me 8 months and very approx 380m of embroidery floss, and I’m now finished. going to have it framed soon :)

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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL

“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”

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y'know those short sci-fi stories that take 20 minures to read, and then the rest of your life to think about? thats what your writing is.

Ha-ha, infected your brain!

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hiiiiii can i. can i come over to your discord server and not say anything 😊

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is this orange or yellow.

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

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