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jaethefade · 3 years
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i would like to ask the universe to please get to the point
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jaethefade · 4 years
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Full circle moments < Everything else
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jaethefade · 4 years
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
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jaethefade · 4 years
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Pride was always a protest.
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jaethefade · 4 years
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jaethefade · 4 years
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http://therapyforblackgirls.com 
reblog to save a life
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jaethefade · 4 years
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If he’s a hopeless husband, she will always make him dinner and never suggest that he look after his own children. If he doesnt understand where the line is when it comes to harassing women, what’s friendly and what’s creepy, then she’ll give him the benefit of the doubt when he harasses or assaults. If he messes up simple tasks like washing his clothes and cleaning the house enough, she will take over out of exhaustion. If he states that he doesnt understand her feelings often enough, she’ll stop asking him to consider them.
Men play stupid because they’re lazy and entitled. They know they cant be blamed for their own supposed lack of understanding. Stop calling them clueless, helpless and stupid and start calling them manipulative.
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jaethefade · 4 years
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😩😩😩 I still love fries this much lmao
YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE AND CAME OVER AND THEY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT HOW I WASN'T REALLY THE GIRL AND IM LIKE BRUH, MY LOADED FRIES THOUGH. I WAS PISSED. I MADE THAT GIRL GET ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY AND LEMONADE AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIS WACK AS IF HE MAKES HER ACT LIKE THAT. ESPECIALLY IF HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE MONEY ON HIM TO BUY ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY KNOWING DAMN WELL HE WAS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE TOO. THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY AND I FEEL LIKE I'D BE DOING ALL OF YOU A DISSERVICE IF I DID NOT SHARE IT: ALWAYS COUNT YOUR FRIES. COUNT OTHER PEOPLES FRIES. COUNT ALL FRIES. BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY LOADED FRIES. IT WAS ONLY LIKE FOUR FRIES LEFT. AND I GOT A WHOLE NEW ONE FOR FREE BECAUSE THOSE TWO WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK ON THE GROUND AND COUNT FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I AM CACKLINGGGGG
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jaethefade · 4 years
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jaethefade · 4 years
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Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week
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jaethefade · 4 years
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Under sixteen please stop thinking bout the SAUSAGE
Keep ya head in them books, don’t worry bout the SAUSAGE 
Trust me ya first time you won’t even like the SAUSAGE 
Tired of seeing middle schoolers rap about the SAUSAGE 
SAU-SA-SAU-SA-SA-Shut the fuck up, you’re twelve
Somebody make a cypher video w/ these lyrics please & thank you
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jaethefade · 4 years
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as much as the world fails you, never regret having a good heart. 
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jaethefade · 4 years
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Hey hun! I follow you on IG! & you’re sooo humble & chill. What do you use for your skin care? Flawless giirll.
Hey boo!!
I use cetaphil daily cleanser, the ordinary niacinamide 10% + zinc 1% , eltamd uv clear broad spectrum spf 46, and cerave moisturizer but I think I’m going to switch moisturizers because it gets clumpy. ☹️
I only do a full soap wash at night on my face and water rinse only in the morning especially during the winter because it’s too drying and strips the skin of everything it produced overnight.
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jaethefade · 4 years
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How long did it take you to get waves [ serious question]
It can take a long time depending on several factors. It’s been years since I had my hair cut, though. I feel like I had waves in two days but I’m sure it took a month or two. Lol
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jaethefade · 4 years
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I’m surprised you were out here on WikiHow looking for a husband. I actually followed you off one of your older posts about meeting your mans, well former mans, at some get together and y’all saw Get Out for a second time or so. What happened, if you don’t mind me asking?
This is an old message but I’m going back and answering them all, so why not!
When I met who you’re talking about, I was still in the very early healing stages from a previous relationship— so in all honesty, that relationship was doomed.
I needed to work on and find myself + change a lot of unhealthy habits that I’d picked up previously and during my childhood. He did too.
It was for the best that we went our separate ways on many levels but I wish him the best!
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