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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

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fool me once, fool me twice, fool me ten times, fool me twenty times

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what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

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every time you make freezer food for dinner instead of buying takeout like you actually want you should earn two hundred dollars cash and a round of applause

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time to bring back a classic.

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I bought a pack of playing cards that came with a fully red card in addition to the jokers and the little card with the poker rules.

So now I have given it to my coworker so she can pull it out and call a red card when my other coworker makes a sufficiently bad pun.

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calling out for my mom in a moment of extreme pain and terror, but taking an aside to explain to the audience that i mean i want the concept of a mother as caregiver and protector to defend and rescue me rather than my literal mom, whose presence would neither bring me comfort nor improve the situation

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They should invent a tradie that gets back to you when they say they will

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If I were a cat, I would simply choose not to be the most annoying creature on the planet.

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[ID from alt: "A red sign in a field with the middle section broken. The remaining parts read 'Do not... horses'." End ID]

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Lowkey you can tell when a pride flag was made before or after their primary use shifted to Online. The way colors display digitally vs as a physical object etc. Also if you need ten different extremely specific shades of the same color that's wildly impractical. Remember when people were discoursing about that gayboy flag having a meaningful difference depending on if it was slightly more blue or greenish

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its crazy that ive been married for over a year now. and we have a nice cozy condo with our two evil cats

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

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[ID: Images 1 and 2 both show the same rooster, with classic colouring. In the second photo he's bigger. End ID]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”