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[jagdhundr]

“Technology should never be allowed to imprison people. That’s a hard lesson I learned from watching Gaius…and my father.”

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                                 Indie Cid Garlond Roleplay Blog From FFXIV

                                                   Written by Ferren

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lazhadeg‌:

@jagdhundr a demandé: “Heh, yer spear arm’s strong ’s per usual,” A grin spread across the Dragoon’s features, “If neither of us didn’t have so much shite on our plate, then I woulda asked ya fer sparrin’ match or two. So instead….” Setanta reached behind him, taking out a pair of bottles of Ishgardian made Spirits for both of them. “Help me get rid of a bottle. If my friends see me drinkin’ like this, I ain’t gonna hear th'end of it." 

❝ I would make a poor Dragoon did I not. ❞ Eyes gaze upon the smouldering remains of what had once been a striking dummy, a brief flicker of a smirk passing over lips; a job well done indeed. Still, there was a vast difference between encountering a living wyrm and a lifeless doll incapable of fighting back [ usually involving fangs, claws, and the occasional bout of fire destroying all in its path ].

Head turns towards the other when his voice rings out, silence then reigning momentarily. By the Fury– Had this man lost all sense of good judgment? Though visage is mostly obscured by his helm, nought hides the disapproval twisting ‘round words. ❝ Drinking on the job? You would do well to take this more seriously– ❞ Did he truly think he’d partake in such an act? Mayhap when darkness had settled upon the Holy See, and he was no longer required. Mayhap then. But now? Surely not. ❝ Lest you desire to become food for the Dravanians? ❞

A chuckle left the young Dragoon’s lips as the Elezen before him rebuked him for ‘drinking on the job’. In a way, the man was right. He was indeed drinking on the job as per usual - but what he was going to do without his daily dose of fermented poison being chugged down into his system? Not that all Ishgardians loved the alcohol, but always having a bottle or two down his system did stave off the cold, kept his stomach warm and helped him to... ‘get in the mood’ as Setanta would describe it. He always did make it a rule to have at least a ‘victory bottle’ before he plunged himself into a battle or another. 

“Dunno ‘bout ya Estinien, but ‘I’ think ya would do well ta loosen up a little.” The Hyur grinned as he threw himself down on a broken-down log. When his crimson gaze fell down upon the poor striking dummy (now in smoldering bits and pieces) Setanta couldn’t help but be reassured knowing that he had a reliable ally. If he didn’t know any better, he would’ve thought that his fellow Dragoon had something against the doll, but he knew the sheer destructive power of Ishgardian dragon slayers had first hand, as he was also a practitioner of such arts. 

“Besides, I’ve yet t’become their chew toy, an’ don’t really plan on becomin’ one ‘nytime soon.” Setanta shrugged, brimming with nothing but confidence in his own abilities. “Come, join me fer drinks and be merry as friends while we’ve got time! Don’t tell me yer a lightweight who can’t even handle even a measly, small bottle?”  

Was this a challenge as a fellow Ishgardian to another? 

Oh, yes, it was. 

[jagdhundr]

why do i want a thread ‘bout Setanta being an absolute little shit as he is working with the scions? Like for all the – doom & gloom end of the world scenarios that the gang faces everyday i sorta want this light hearted, slice-of-life sorta deal u feel me?

Anyway, without further ado (it doesn’t necessarily have to be about this) hit me for a random ass starter about whatever. [& come to me with plots. i like plots - esp angsty ones]

[jagdhundr]

During his adventures, Setanta has come up with crazy ideas on the spot - and somehow made (most of) them work. Those usually sprouted from his sheer amusement, or just pure recklessness. One of the ideas he had when dealing with a Molbol to keep the creature using its ‘Bad Breath’ ability was him taking a Molbol seedling and chuck it into the mouth of the fully grown creature - therefore clogging up its own throat and choke on its own seedling until it died. This worked, somehow - despite the disbelief of those around him.

Of course, it’s not to say he cannot be serious if the situation calls for it, but Setanta absolutely LOVES to fight and tends to make a game out of it sometimes. 

[jagdhundr]

Channels ABSOLUTE DUMBASS ENERGY. 

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faebond‌:

looking for that one specific shiny thing that should be in your retainer’s inventory? just look for the pixie in charge of bringing your items from the source to the first… ( @jagdhundr / starter )

Now, this was... quite peculiar. 

Setanta KNEW he entrusted a materia to a retainer of his for safekeeping until the time was ripe for it to be used. Though that particular time which he needed that one specific materia to infuse into his spear was quite dire, he couldn’t find it ANYWHERE in his inventory. Where could it possibly be? It didn’t take much of a scholar to figure out this mischief had to do with the pixie he’d formed a pact with. 

“Feo Ul? Y’wouldn’t happen t’have one my things, d’ya? It’s a big, shiny, red -- round thing.”

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covered in blood for sexy reasons

[jagdhundr]

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

[jagdhundr]

Do you like heroes, but don’t want that typical derplander flavor who says ‘yes’ and nods to just about everything at everyone’s requests? Do you like Celtic mythology? Do you like a wholesome friend who would offer you drinks for no apparent reasons save for the fact that you are you and he simply feels like it? If so, let Setanta, the Warrior of Light be your friend. Watch him as he kicks Garlean and Gods’ asses for breakfast with a pointy stick and laughs while doing it! 

If you are interested, like/reblog would be very much appreciated! Penned by Raven.

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Begotten-Soul

    Sup! This is nutty and since three people keep asking me to make a promo for myself I guess I’ll throw this out here so if you like, please come by an say hi to Hythlodaeus from FFXIV Shadowbringers! (Please someone hug this sad ghost)

warning: there will be shadowbringers spoilers!! He’s a literal walking talking spoiler, so please, follow at your own risk!

[jagdhundr]

@oraclesblessing

The Dragoon could almost swear to himself that this little girl was too nice for her own good. As she broke off what seemed to be the SMALLEST of the piece from the cookie from his hand, Setanta looked at the sweet and back at her. It was natural for him to worry about the girl’s health. She was still growing and was pushing herself far beyond any children in her age - and for all the work she did he felt like she wasn’t exactly getting the things and the time she truly deserved. 

“and…you’re welcome, but…you don’t need to thank me. i would do all of this and more without a moment’s hesitation for all of you, no matter what.”

“An openin’!” Like a bolt of lightning, Setanta’s hand jolted forth, quickly putting the entirety cookie in her mouth before she can close it.

“Then what, y’want me t’take th’cookie away from ya?” The spearman spoke jokingly as a friendly chuckle escaped from his lips, “Look Ryne, yer doin’ way more things than most kids at yer age, so y’deserve this. Besides - yer not jus’ hero t’everyone ‘round here.” 

A pause, if only momentary until Setanta’s hand came up to pat the girl on her head.

“Yer also MY hero.” 

[jagdhundr]

             ❝ If history must be unwritten; then let it be unwritten.❞ 

                          Crystal Exarch Roleplay blog from FFXIV: SHADOWBRINGERS 

                                       ~~~NOT A SPOILER FREE BLOG~~~

[jagdhundr]

hello! this is bunnie. here with yet another blog. everything is still a work in progress & dash only for now, but please hit that reblog button to let the world know about this brand new feo ul blog.  warning: there will be shadowbringers spoilers!! so please, follow at your own risk.

[jagdhundr]

“If anythin’ happens t’Ryne, I swear t’Fury that whatever hurt the lil’ girl’s gonna get th’pointy end of me spear.” 

[jagdhundr]

–hello! vaan here with a new independent rp blog for shadowbringers’ ryne! if you’re interested in interacting, i’d appreciate a like/reblog on this post! <3 **heavy shadowbringers spoilers will be on this blog, and they will be tagged. please read my rules at your earliest convenience!

[jagdhundr]

why do i want a thread ‘bout Setanta being an absolute little shit as he is working with the scions? Like for all the – doom & gloom end of the world scenarios that the gang faces everyday i sorta want this light hearted, slice-of-life sorta deal u feel me?

Anyway, without further ado (it doesn’t necessarily have to be about this) hit me for a random ass starter about whatever. [& come to me with plots. i like plots - esp angsty ones]

[jagdhundr]

Hello, Handsome.

Send me a “Hello Handsome/Beautiful” if your muse thinks my muse is attractive

“I know I am,” 

The spearman smiled and puffed out his chest. He knew he was good looking, but to hear it out of a pretty woman? That was something else entirely. “Wanna grab dinner sometime? I know a good place in Ul’dah that’ll make yer mouth water jus’ with th’smell alone.”