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WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me
#the silent cry/football in the year 1860 by Kenzaburō Ōe#wwll. trying to read. slowly gettinf back to being at good performance#it looks very up my alley so far. the translation sounds like my own writing style
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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time
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body language expert here: that guy needs to be put down like a dog
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for you and your warped reflection
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I made this wallpaper for when I need to study. Nothing is scarier than the thought of disappointing her.
#i have a sticker with that#kaltsit telling me to lock tf in#i considered puttting it on the inside of my laptop#but decided against it as itd probably give me mental problems#im sorry kal. im deeply sorry i disappoint you......
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accidentally turns on a sleepypasta instead of a creepypasta and becomes jeff the snoozer
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My darling White Glove society OC who's done nothing wrong and is JUST hungry. Contessa I'd die for you <3 Courier OC belongs to @jagopolis
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Are people aware of the absolutely insane lore in donald duck comics like there's a few AUs/runs of different themes there's like the meme family shit there's a crime drama with mickey there is this incredibly serious and drawn like it spy drama with donald as the main character. Source I own like 20+ comic collections. Do people know about the mega serious crime drama. Please
#donald duck comics have such intense lore it amazes me ppl dont know#how insane the newer runs are#newer i say. 20 years old
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I’m Not Easy But We Can Discuss It
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real sadists understand that you can torture The Character simply by forcing them to live with themself
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so what do u think about plays
i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse.
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Best Conditioner for Detangling Chunks of Viscera from your Hair
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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Lyrics from Separator - Radiohead
More art below.
New-ish arm and spine design.
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everyone that commits less murders than me is a talentless coward & everyone that commits more murders than me is a bloodthirsty maniac
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on a scale of one to ten how bad is it to fall in love with the guy who [killed your boss/orchestrated your- albeit failed -shooting]
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