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oh the things I would do just to give percy jackson the best blowjob of his life

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Percy’s Trauma!! CW: Death, war, abuse

-Thought he saw his mom die in front of him (The Lightning Thief)

-Had to watch as Gabe abused him and his mom for who knows how long (The Lightning Thief)

-Was betrayed & almost killed by his mentor (The Lightning Thief)

-Was turned into a rodent (The Sea of Monsters)

-Held up the sky with a broken arm when he was 13/14 (The Titans Curse)

-Watched as Bianca sacrificed herself, unable to stop her (The Titans Curse)

-Almost died and was launched to Calypso’s island (The Battle of the Labyrinth)

-Fought and lead a war at 16 years old (The Last Olympian)

-Birthday is another reminder of all his dead friends (who died on August 18th, his birthday) (The Last Olympian)

-Lost his memories (The Son of Neptune)

-Fell into Tartarus (Mark of Athena)

-Drank fire (House of Hades)

-Almost killed a goddess [was stopped by Annabeth] (House of Hades)

-Had to leave Bob the Titan behind [which ended up killing Bob] (House of Hades)

-Fought in yet another war, at 16/17 (The Blood of Olympus)

-Almost caused the end of the world because of a nosebleed (The Blood of Olympus)

-Saw Leo (his friend) sacrifice himself to save the world (The Blood of Olympus)

-Jason (his friend) died. (The Burning Maze)

-Is forced to help the gods again [sort of] (The Hidden Oracle)

-Fought old age (Percy Jackson and the Chalice of the Gods)

And probably more tbh.

someone get this kid therapy.

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the holy grail types of fanfic

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“let percy jackson turn evil!” I scream as rick riordan drags me off stage and to the insane asylum

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"and he was accused of"

pls don't be a nazi pls don't be a pedophile pls don't be sexist

"second degree murder"

HOORAY!

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Percabeth and their hyperfications 💙💙

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the sillies

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Has this been done yet

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Daughter

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you don’t have to want kids, that’s your own preference, but hating on people that do want them is pure loser behavior

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Oh my God, ovulation makes me such a whore holy fucking shit I need to calm down and stop getting turned on by everything!! I feel like some kind of slut.

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”I’m a girl!” “I’m a boy!” well ok but i too would have envied if i lived above the water, I don’t blame the sky for being so blue?? if you don’t believe me, just go and ask the humans, when they’re down there swimming, with everything to do???????

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a little invincible dump up in here yes i did put willmark angst in there too because joy should not be everlasting #i dont make the rules

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propaganda I’m NOT falling for

— “reading is boring”

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work doodle

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rex sploded