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Les chats feront des chiens

Les ronces feront des grenades

Et moi, je ferai la guerre.

first line of the caption is a play on the french phrase “les chiens ne font pas des chats”, “dogs do not make ( = give birth to) cats”, which is the french version of the idiom “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. here negated and the animals switched around because. well. smiles.

second line means “brambles will/shall make pomegranates/grenades” (homonyms in french)

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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

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batcat challenges you to match their freak, wyd?

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“oh so only your hyper specific interpretation of this character matters? no one else gets to have theirs?” yes precisely. now go my flock peck them clean for their insolence 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Fox at ease, companion to my Cody knight drawing

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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy

Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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🥹🥹🥹

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the amount of cunt they served was astronomical

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Luke/Lando is great for a lot of reasons but nothing beats the idea of Han Solo getting lost in space bed bath and beyond trying to find the specific brand of expensive coffee maker that his wife told him to buy for the beach themed wedding between his wizard brother in law and literal ex husband who took the microwave in the divorce. I think he’d roll over his foot with his cart in the towel aisle and that would be his final straw he’d kill someone for real

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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hey in case you didn't know trans inclusive terminology in healthcare is not about protecting peoples feelings, it's to stop insurance companies from going "well it says here that hysterectomies are a procedure performed on WOMEN and you keep insisting that you're a MAN so we do not in fact have to cover that have a nice day and eat shit"

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shapeshifting attempts