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talking to the boif right, and im like
me; Everyone keeps saying Have u shagged him yet And I'm excuse me?
bf: ffs
me: And they're like have u shagged him yet And I'm like no I haven't why? And they're like but why? Cause I haven't yet omfg get off my back
bf: stupid people
me: I know I'm like I'm aloud to have a bf and not shag him like within seconds of meeting him like
bf: Whatever lets make a sex tape
me: sound we’ll leak it when im famous m8
bf : u mean when im famous
me when were both famous
Tbh its like does it matter to you if i have or havent? probably not tbh my gOODDD PEOPLE jk lol
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imma ho g smooth
the banter that kicked off today omg- housemates came in and and were fighten with all these reprobates and im sat there like wtf is goin on right but theyve all sorted it now like- good better fkn have anyway hahah
the girl thats hadd all the shit from the guys was crying an that- so to cheer her up i pull a penguin biscuit out of pocket, thinking nothing out of it like and everyone starts pissing them selves and saying it was excellent timing- turns out im mega funny get in there. probably doesnt come across like that on here tbh but hey ho eh hey ho. Me AD and Gee went christmas shopping today and it was preetttyyy fab idek
its so weird typing instead o writing shit down cause its like my life isnt interesting enough to type this on the internet, like you get me? I feeel like i should have a way more interesting life hahah
told G smooth (bf) that -basically- i was a ho. he was all like what do you mean? and im like well put it this way I have 14 poeple on my list if that makes sense. sort of expected him to freak out a little and not want to be with me, but he was more like dayum girl- i envy that hahah. so win- he was very- look youre your own person before you met me so its okay like calm down hahah
so its all goooood
tax rebates going in tomorrow so i have money on wednesday. Cannot wait im so skint hahaha sucks balls tbh
i really need to learn how to drive
like really god damn
hopefully this gets more interesting as the days go on hahah but for now my boring life will have to do yessir
night lol, jaimee xoxo
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So
So for my first entry i guess hahah had an odd few days. I managed to get a bf- whats that all about idek.
hes so sweet tho- like he treats me well and thats all i ask for :3
we have the same sense of humour and evrything its awesome hahahahahahahahaha
its not that funny Jaimee stop
but thats all im gonna write today- still getting into the swing of this hahaha
night guyss
Jaimee x x
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Hi there
My friend has read my diaries and stuff and has said they’re pretty funny to read, and thought it’d be cool for me to do an open journal sort of thing i guess.
Feel free to unfollow if its not your thing. just thought i’d mention that this is what this is now lol. Have fun hahaha
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I am curious to know which sun sign has the most bloggers.. Please can you like or reblog your sun sign so the notes will tell, thank you ☺️
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Christmasy things the signs remind me of
Aries: lighting the brandy on Christmas puddings
Taurus: drinking hot chocolate in coffee shops topped with cream and marshmallows
Gemini: sitting down to watch the Christmas episode of your favourite show
Cancer: catching snowflakes on your tongue
Leo: making the most elegant snow angel
Virgo: decorating gingerbread men with icing and chocolate buttons
Libra: constantly changing between sparkly dresses and Christmas sweaters
Scorpio: pulling all-nighters on Christmas Eve
Sagittarius: walking down the street singing Christmas songs as loudly as possible and not caring one bit
Capricorn: competitively pulling Christmas crackers
Aquarius: falling asleep in front of the fireplace in your fluffy bed socks
Pisces: making your own snowman buddy and modelling them in various hats
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Baby Deer Refuses To Leave The Human Who Saved Her Life (Video)
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