jake-yoni-era

[jake-yoni-era]

guys i’m thinking about jake again…

[jake-yoni-era]

i see you’re awake. . remember jake

i literally don’t i got a lobotomy and am soooo normalpilled now

[jake-yoni-era]

he’s drooling onto the pillow and smacking over his bedside stale beer

i’m TIRED of all yall saying shit like “he would talk you through it” about jake. he would not that man would fall asleep facing the wall .3 seconds after he’s done TF

[jake-yoni-era]

vape break and jake break

[jake-yoni-era]

do you think jake would share a camel crush with me

[jake-yoni-era]

you have got to be fucking kidding me.

[jake-yoni-era]

all i want for my birthday is for jake to leave me alone oh my god

[jake-yoni-era]

hey jake it’s my birthday it would be so cool if you would fall off the stage and never be in the public eye again thank you!

[jake-yoni-era]

playing COD with jake rn and he just stole nicki minaj’s character before i could even load into the game… wtf

[jake-yoni-era]

we need to take our soft little malleable brains through a heavy duty washer cycle

jake please wear this suit again please you can’t just look this good and then forget about it jake please bring the suit out i’m begging you you’ll never understand what this look did to my brain my soft malleable little brain i haven’t been the same since december 16th 2022 please jake and also please if you care whether i live or die please don’t shave

[jake-yoni-era]

do u think this shirt was a gift or he got it for himself

i hope that’s an electric fence and he got it himself

[jake-yoni-era]

do we think jake knows how to use chopsticks?

i think he would just angry grunt and eat with his hands then throw a beer at my head

[jake-yoni-era]

how i like my men

[jake-yoni-era]

soooooo, who’s sara? jake answer me who is sara

do not ever play the archer in front of me who is sara jake im so serious

[jake-yoni-era]

jake would get aux and tell you he was gonna play something super underground that you don’t know and then put on cigarettes after sex

[jake-yoni-era]

i would never give jake aux… jita tho? yeah. jake is banned from my vehicle anyways i would drive into a lake

I found Jita’s spotify account and before you ask no I’m not gonna share… but she has horrible music taste. She literally has a playlist with just doja cat songs… which is funny to me considering she’s dating Jake.

I wonder if she’s ever played doja cat to Jake.

[jake-yoni-era]

2/3 of the cunty trifecta was there… he knew he had to watch his every move

the only reason jake didn’t strip last night like josh and sam was bc he knew i was there and he was nervous