jakehawkfield

[jakehawkfield]

It's not Sci fi until there's a woman with a cunty fuck ass bob as far as I'm concerned

[jakehawkfield]

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

[jakehawkfield]

Its basically time to play fnv again but the 2 wolves inside me are playing as jay (where it all began) sneaky sniper with a mean streak, the same playstyle i been rocking since the stone ages, or a luck 10 explosives energy weapons cannibal legionnaire so i can actually see another side of this game after 10 years

[jakehawkfield]

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

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reblog to pet his bald head

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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[jakehawkfield]

i find your tragic elf uncompelling

[jakehawkfield]

Sputnik 2, launched on November 3, 1957, carried the dog Laika, the first living creature to be shot into space and orbit Earth. Laika was a stray dog found on the streets of Moscow. There were no plans to return her to Earth, and she lived only a few hours in orbit. …

taken from @gallivantsofgillis on tiktok

[jakehawkfield]

stop eating gruel with the fools and come eat a leek with a freak

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[jakehawkfield]

a fated pair of star-crossed bunnies 🩷🐇

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[jakehawkfield]

Do a little peek. Do a little munch

[jakehawkfield]

All you have to do is defeat her in honorable single combat and she'll become obsessed with you

[jakehawkfield]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

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Found family loveless marriage . Found family child abuse