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It is almost funny how Danny Phantom is one of those rare cases that the fans don't want the creator to be involved in new sequels or entries not even with a 200 foot stick because they know that he would probably mess it up one way or another

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The Batcave has a “Do Not Talk To Me” couch. It’s sacred. It’s unspoken. It’s real.

okay so. picture this:

the batcave has one couch. it's in the corner. it’s hideous. it’s like beige or green or something equally offensive to every one of their aesthetics. no one likes the couch.

and that is exactly why it became sacred.

because one night jason just. drops onto it. full gear. bleeding. absolutely done with life. says nothing. doesn’t even take off the helmet. sits there in silence for 3 hours and then leaves.

next week tim uses it. sits there post-mission. face in hands. someone tries to ask if he’s okay and jason throws a batarang at them.

and thus it began.

Rules of the Do Not Talk To Me Couch:

You sit there? No one speaks to you.

You cry? No you didn’t.

You eat cold noodles off your chest at 4 a.m.? That’s sacred time.

If someone tries to comfort you? They are excommunicated for 12 hours.

Dick (sitting on the couch):

Damian: Grayson, are you—

Jason (from across the cave): HE’S ON THE COUCH.

Jason: I don’t make the rules.

Steph: You LITERALLY made the rules.

Jason: And I am the defender of the rules. There’s a difference.

one time damian storms in. covered in blood. absolutely furious. 10/10 rage goblin energy. throws his sword. marches to the couch. sits. arms crossed. steaming.

tim takes one look at him and goes: “i’m making tea.”

jason: “that’s acceptable. tea is allowed. talking is not.”

bonus:

once bruce sits on it.

and the ENTIRE CAVE goes silent.

tim literally freezes mid-typing. cass stops mid-flip. jason just mutters “oh shit.”

they all leave. immediately.

the couch is not ready for bruce.

extra bonus:

alfred vacuums around the couch. never says a word. leaves snacks in a silent offering. once placed a weighted blanket gently on jason’s shoulder. that’s different. he’s allowed.

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A recurring gag in Disney’s Lilo and Stitch: the Animated Series is Gantu while visible in plain sight is asked why he’s so large.

Gantu responds with “I’m from Samoa” or “I’m Samoan”.

The bystanders usually accept this flimsy excuse and go about their business.

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saw someone post this lmaooo

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enough.

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You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

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idk why i dugadid this to myself

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Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

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not too get too deep about silly haha comedy show but I think this episode of gamechanger is a great allegory for our current media landscape.

immediately I was cheering for Lily. I was applauding her social strategy and found her confessionals hilarious. the charisma, the jokes! and she was winning! how exhilarating!

they chose lily as the perfect POV. good strategy. made it to the end. hilarious confessionals. I am so invested in her POV I am not paying attention to anyone else because she is the protagonist. why would I pay attention to anyone else as closely as I am to her.

and then the TWIST. the twist of the knife, really. the “I’ve been here the whole time.” and my entire perspective shifted under my feet and my world was ROCKED.

the whole episode I was wondering “what happens if she gets eliminated?” well. isn’t it convenient that she was passing unnoticed every single round so that line of questioning never got interrogated?

this game was brilliant because it shows how when we choose our “team,” our “side of the aisle,” we do not easily see another perspective when our media is warped around feeding us more of the same opinions. and when we find an opinion outside of our bubble and it contradicts our own “correct” perception, we find that difficult to reconcile. some people are angry and dig their heels in, there’s self righteousness, shame. which likely didn’t happen for this audience watching this ep because again silly haha comedy show but applied to a larger scale? yes.

TLDR; Sam Reich your father would be proud of this episode and it’s political implications.

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some players cannot be motivated by points or money. they need something else entirely

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handful of the cards bought during stream this past saturday!

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"sometimes I think we're all your children" Kate you only think that because he fucked your dad your experiences are not universal

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thirteen: hey just popped in to tell you you're tearing apart reality btw. you're gonna destroy the world and also us

fifteen, not taking in a single word: god so true bestie i DO miss being blonde

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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Boney McClyde does the last of the autumn chores, even though he'd rather rest

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