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by 𝘿𝘼𝙎𝙃𝙄@_D_A_S_H_I_

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another day another--

you know the drill

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“Oh every machine is different” So close! Actually every card reader works pretty much the same and they even have instructions right on the screen, you’re just fucking stupid. Hope this helps!

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Im here to eat box and smoke cops, and brother, im hungry

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Stocking by エンジ@EnJi_masterbiy

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having adhd and being a creator is like being on a timer. oh sorry you have this art idea? well you have approximately 12 hours to start it and 6 hours to finish the task or else you will lose interest and inevitably move on. oh you have an idea for a one-shot? well you’d better finish it in a day unless you want to banish it to your wips forever. ding dong bitch

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Looks like you made a friend of your own. But it's good to make a choice. Sit on the fence, and you make no enemies… or friends. ARMORED CORE VI: FIRES OF RUBICON (2023), dev. FromSoftware

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Nah bc what in the lead-painted FUCK about old people’s walnut brains translates “hold your card in the middle of the screen” to “flail your shit around everywhere except the screen” fucking christ

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"Ack... so hot...."

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☀ / Untitled by Log Dog 🐶

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Throwing up and punching the paper towel dispenser bc i rang up a midsize girl with long legs and a black sports bra and shorts red and sweaty from a run and i didnt get to slurp all the sweat from her tummy and armpits

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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FAG

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Every time we see the federations stupid ship a different one of the zaku pilots looks at me like "put me in coach" and i have to pretend that he isnt about to get ripped in half by an enemy soldier who's clearly having a panic attack over comms

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Ty milking cows-- IN MINECRAFT

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hey girl...