jaker-shit
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As long as the world has grub and girls, I have something to live for
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Looks like you made a friend of your own. But it's good to make a choice. Sit on the fence, and you make no enemies… or friends. ARMORED CORE VI: FIRES OF RUBICON (2023), dev. FromSoftware
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Nah bc what in the lead-painted FUCK about old people’s walnut brains translates “hold your card in the middle of the screen” to “flail your shit around everywhere except the screen” fucking christ
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Throwing up and punching the paper towel dispenser bc i rang up a midsize girl with long legs and a black sports bra and shorts red and sweaty from a run and i didnt get to slurp all the sweat from her tummy and armpits
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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
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Every time we see the federations stupid ship a different one of the zaku pilots looks at me like "put me in coach" and i have to pretend that he isnt about to get ripped in half by an enemy soldier who's clearly having a panic attack over comms
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Double Zeta progress report - episode 16, this is fucking stupid. Please tell me we get back to taking things seriously soon.
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