jakeranda
jakeranda
Look away mortal.
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i scream into the voidand write on ao3under jakeranda
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jakeranda · 17 hours ago
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i love this website i can just go old man yaoi good and people go yayy!!!! and i go yay!!
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jakeranda · 17 hours ago
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i absolutely fuckin hate it here
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jakeranda · 17 hours ago
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Dropout had to EXPLAIN GAME CHANGER to a REAL LICENSING COMPANY in order to be able to use Seal's "Kiss From a Rose." What I would give to be a fly on the wall for that conversation.
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jakeranda · 17 hours ago
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stop rping with ghatgpt. you should be rping with a bisexual internet woman u have a relationship that constantly straddles the line between platonic and sexual with. tyou're ruining the ecosystem
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jakeranda · 18 hours ago
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spoke deeply to me.
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jakeranda · 18 hours ago
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If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?
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jakeranda · 1 day ago
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jakeranda · 1 day ago
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damn bro he's all yours
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jakeranda · 1 day ago
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"I asked chat gpt"
Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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fags of a feather frot together
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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Torii Gate made of speakers in Kamiyama, Tokushima. You can connect your phone to it and play anything.
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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"why do you smoke??? just take edibles lol" so im sorry if you've never experienced or heard of this phenomenon but edibles dont work for everybody. from 10mg to 100mg to 200mg, i have never, ever gotten high off of something i've eaten. it isn't a matter of tolerance, i get high from any other method of intake, except eaten edibles. some sources say this has to do with your body weight, but seeing as i've been under 180 for all of my life, i can assume that's less of an issue. another huge factor is just how your body metabolizes drugs. the short of it is, your body's genetics may affect the way your digestive system produces enzymes, which will affect how quickly THC is metabolized into 11-Hydroxy-THC. if your body doesn't properly convert THC into 11-Hydroxy-THC, you will experience less or even no effects from edible cannabis.
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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simooooon
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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dont take bird noises for granted
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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jakeranda · 2 days ago
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accidentally too straightforward courtship
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