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a mere sliver of knowledge of how it is with spaghetti would drive mortal men to madness

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they really got to stop scheduling me for 6 am

do you think if I swallowed the grow capsules I could grow fun animals in my stomach

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by any other name

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in the end all customer service workers are like the rose bride

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love how Walmart now has an ad over the loudspeaker telling you what not to do with a baby. I was going to shake my infant until Sam Walton showed me the way

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expression practice w the boys

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In an egregious oversight, the Citizen button should read Citizen / Comrade.

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Next up is a prompt from aquason!

 …Real talk, I LOVE Mimi. She’s so quirky with all her outfits and then BAM scary, too

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do you think if I swallowed the grow capsules I could grow fun animals in my stomach

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Calcifer tells Howl about Sophie's situation (and they both feel something to her)

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Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz, Lydia Deetz!

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This mural seen in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials in Super Paper Mario presents a very interesting piece of lore continuity between two separate timelines in the game that is never explicitly stated. While the mural at first glance simply depicts King Croacus IV, the boss of Chapter 5, with his Pure Heart, it is apparent upon closer inspection that while he is red, the flower in the mural is black. This is because it actually King Croacus I, the great-grandfather of the boss fought in-game.

It is established in two separate places that: -The Ancients created the Pure Hearts 1,500 years prior to the events of the game. -The Floro Sapiens have their own calendar according to which the game takes place in the year 1626. King Croacus I ruled from Year 1 to Year 496.

Cross-referencing these two gives the result that 1,500 years before the game was the year 126, within the reign of King Croacus I, so he would have been the one in possession of the Pure Heart at the time assuming the murals were made at the point where the Pure Hearts were given out to their guardians.

All of this can only be gleaned by the players cross-referencing the dates on their own instead of ever being explained in-game.

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you've got blood on your hands and I know it's mine I just need more time

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walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

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The deadliest strike came Wednesday afternoon, targeting the U.N.’s Al-Jaouni Preparatory Boys School in central Gaza’s Nuseirat refugee camp. (...) At least 14 dead from the strike, including two children and a woman, were brought to Awda and al-Aqsa Martyrs hospitals nearby, officials from the facilities said. At least 18 people were wounded in the strike, they said. (source)

Yesterday's strike happened very close to where the Shehab family has been sheltering, they couldn't sleep because of the heavy shelling & gunfire last night, and today, several homes in Nuseirat were bombed. Again.

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