you: surprise motherfucker
me, an intellectual: unforeseen oedipus
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My favorite thing is that you can shorten the names of these games to PokƩmon S&M. Bless.
HOO MAMA
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ARE YOU THE DANKEST MEME?
That title belongs to our lord and saviour Harambe
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when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
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whoever put me in charge of roadtrip music probably just made the worst mistake of their life
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Green Text Story no. 186: āFarm Raisedā
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one day, hollywood will cast a reasonable, down-to-earth person to play the joker. just a normal guy with a sensible separation between his identities on and off the screen
āyeah, itās a fun role. I really get to chew the scenery, which is not the kind of part that I normally do, so I enjoy the change of paceā, he opines, probably while holding a cute dog
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Tumblr for me is one of the weirdest social media. Like, I want to post stuff here because I have a limited audience, but at the same time I'm not sure if I'm going to get flack from random people for any shit I say. It's kinda just for me. I don't want the social pressure of trying to get noticed on here. And I know I have friends that follow me, and I don't know if I'm going to list stuff that might be related to them, and that seems really passive aggressive. Fuck man. I'm just in a really weird space.
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Happy Valentineās Day guys(:
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I laughed so hard at this
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dark tumblr show me informative posts that arent condescending or passive aggressive
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when telling the temperature, itās important to note that Ā°C stands forĀ āCorrectā and Ā°F stands forĀ āFakeā
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reminder the friend zone isnt real its 2016 if u still think the friend zone is real what are u doing
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