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I HATE MY RELATIVES SO MUCH THEY MAKE ME FEEL MISERABLE

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My Headcanons and stuff were written when I was just getting into fandom stuff and I've changed as a person since October 2024 i don't like a lot of what I've written not because they're edgy but because they're cringe.

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my grandparents decided to move to the middle of buttfuck nowhere and now every time I visit them I have to do a 3 bus trip journey

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in other news LOOK AT THEM ALL

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For someone so sexually deranged and horny i sure do find the concept of having sex agonizingly terrifying.

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fuck you I hope the niche thing you like gets misrepresented in a hour long video essay by a youtuber with 1.2+ million subscribers

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after jimmy shoots himself and curlys cryopod turns on, and the games main theme starts playing ooohhhhh...oh dear I was in shambles, I wish I could experience the game for the first time all over again.

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If i was on tulpar i would've let my beautiful princess anya sleep in my quarters while I let jimmy have his way with me #trust

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So i rewatched Neon Genesis....

Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995-1996) / Mouthwashing (2024)

inspired by this post

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Do Not Piss Me Off

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Life has lost all meaning to me

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posting should calm the storm in your heart

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Wait was anya your bi awakening cause same

My bi awakening was Scarlet Johansson but like #yeah I need anya so bad.

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okay no even if ponyexpress sucks ass they probably had separate showers for men and women but like still

If i was on that goddamn rocketship i would've kms long ago coz fuck you mean I gotta share a communal shower with 4 other men. (Considering there was only one shower room coz like ponyexpress ain't gaf) or in general spend the better half of a year with 4 insufferable men.

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If i was on that goddamn rocketship i would've kms long ago coz fuck you mean I gotta share a communal shower with 4 other men. (Considering there was only one shower room coz like ponyexpress ain't gaf) or in general spend the better half of a year with 4 insufferable men.

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fantasizing about an age gap relationship but the last one traumatized me so bad I ended up at a psychiatrist's chamber.