james-procrastinates

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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

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GIRL HELP I AM UNDERGOING MITOSIS

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Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

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"My family were vampire hunters? I never thought they'd have those kinds of jobs..."

"...you- you didn't know? You took down a bear with a vine like it was a whip when you were a teen, and you didn't know? You helped me clean my basement yesterday, and you took out a mimic like it was a cockroach, and you didn't know?"

"...okay maybe it was a little obvious-"

"Yeah, no shit, Belmont."

You were originally shocked to learn that you came from a family of world-class vampire hunters, but... in hindsight, it's really obvious.

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fuckin thing 2: storm weaver from terraria calamity [again] theres gonna but a lot of terraria and calamity shit rn but im not commited enough to throw it on another side blog

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Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

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I can't believe that, in a mod with literal gods, a phoenix dragon, and a god eater, my fiercest foes have been a pair of mechanical eyeballs and a plant.

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This is the proudest I have ever been in a build and I spent most of the time building it being angry at it not being symmetrical

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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I feel like if I ever tell a friend to come have a vacation to the Philippines, I also have to preemptively warn them that they might hear things that are questionable anywhere else, because I don't think there's any other place in the world where they shorten the word "cellphone" using the letters "CP"

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reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Y'all ever just feel emotions and want to listen to an emotional album to dispel said emotions but the songs are just such a vibe you forget the emotions and end up dancing to some depressing lyrics that you can understand

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umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

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reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please