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I’m kidding. He’s talked about it a lot. Well mom has talked about it a lot. As well as asking me when I’m going to tie the knot. Yeah thanks for that.

Who knows? He might have changed his mind by now, I mean I might have changed mine as well. Wither way one of us is spending two weeks in an italian vineyard. 

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Really? He hadn’t mentioned it at all... That’s weird.

I do… I’m marrying your brother in about four months. I think you and I should be someone kind to one another. 

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You actually want to have a real decent conversation with me?

So other then me being a bitch to you, whats going on in your life? How you’ve been doing?

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....... Uhm. Okay.

He eats out a lot but I’m more of a low calorie kind of snack. 

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You got me confused with your boyfriend. I don’t gain weight like he does. Papa bear is getting kinda big though. What have you been feeding him?

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How the fuck are you not 500lbs? 

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Hospital donuts.

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sms: Nino & James

Javi: Estás jodido asqueroso. Ni siquiera entiendo cómo estamos relacionados . Yo estaba preocupado por la polla caerse por falta de uso , que mierda enferma.

Jem: That's even more disgusting. Te aseguro que todo lo que tengo abajo funciona perfectament bien.

Jem: Nino please come get this boy.

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sms: Nino & James

Javi: When was the last time you had any, James? What for months?

Jem: Okay but why is it any of your business? You get off on that or something? You're disgusting. I refuse to talk to you. Nasty.

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sms: Nino & James

Javi: You're fucking gross.

Javi: Ew!

Nino: You like when someones balls deep in you huh?

Javi: Wouldn't know. I suppose I could ask Sav I know she has your on a chain around her neck.

Jem: Get me the fuck out of this convo.

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sms: Nino & James

Javi: Mom told me I'm the favorite.

Javi: You all ain't shit.

Jem: Nino please tell this child to go play with his dolls.

Jem: Javi you really want us to go and kick your ass don't you?

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Oh they are the worst. Trust me. One family dinner and you’d probably never wanna see me again.

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Ahhh I wouldn’t know only child syndrom but I’m sure they aren’t that bad right? Maybe you could catch a game with friends if your brothers don’t work out. 

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Damn it. I promise you your birthday dinner was all me though. With help from mom... and grandma... Mostly them but I helped.

Last year, yeah you totally forgot to get rid of the menu. So smooth.

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You’re confusing me with you.

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I thought that’s what the ex gave you as a parting gift. You always did know how to pick the ladies. 

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much better actually. I just gotta remind myself to never use your bathroom when I go visit.

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You would know about std’s how’s the herpes? 

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I’m still not sure yet. I was thinking about calling up one of my brothers but then I remember just how much pain in my ass they can be. Not so much the oldest if I’m being fair.

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That’s always a good thing, do you have any plans for the afternoon? Seeing friends or just taking it easy? 

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Damn it, I was so careful.. How long have you known?

Way to make me feel like a stuffed teddy bear. It’s a skill you wish you had, this is why I do the eating and you pretend you know how to cook and just make take out look fancy.

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Too bad Nino sometimes forgets we have a younger brother. Oh I’ve always had one kinda like you and STDs. Always together.

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I still like Nino more then you and he is pretty cool. I mean we could do worse you could be the oldest and we’d all be fucked for life. I’m sorry when did we start talking about your heart? pretty sure you haven’t had one in a while.