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This is insane

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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observe.

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i havent had time to look for a job cause im busy acting as this painters muse. i appear to him in the early morning and leave him with the taste of honeysuckle on his lips. so thats why i cant do the dishes or clean the bathroom.

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Hamidown

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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How can you say taylor swift isn't a talented songwriter when she has the talent to drop 31 songs on a single album and make every single one of them suck ass

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would