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jean reclaiming the name moreau. because elodie was also one. jabberwocky is. jeremy is going to be. how can he deny the name when the ones who have his heart are also a moreau?

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Can't believe we could’ve had Matt, Aaron and Seth as roommates. Three ex-addicts, one dorm and a death pool on who breaks first

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please prioritize your own health and happiness even when it is inconvenient for others

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FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!!! 🖕🏻

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LETS GOOOO WERE HEADING TO ITHACA FOR THIS ONE‼️‼️‼️‼️ IM SO EXCITED IM GONNA CRY

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Regulus’ animagus form is a cat specifically so he and Sirius can call each other ‘bitch’ and ‘pussy’ and no one knows whether they’re about to stab each other or showing affection

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The twilight baseball scene is so slytherin skittles coded

Thank you goodnight

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Parents: what have you been reading lately?

Me: oh you know, just some classics.

Also me: reading multiple fics about Harry Potter’s dead dad and his godfather’s dead brother.

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Watching the hp movies feels so wrong bc why do I get to watch Harry grow up when James didn't??

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I’m brainrotting about lifeguard james now. He’d be like: i’m gonna take my 15 minute break now and then fuck regulus in the back

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james “i’ll make home between your thighs” potter & regulus “i’ll keep my legs spread for you” black

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Minerva: Mr. Lupin, mind explaining what knowledge is?

Remus: A tomato is a fruit. This is knowledge.

Lily: But don't put it in a fruit salad.

Remus: That is wisdom

Barty: Can you make a smoothie out of a tomato because it is a fruit?

Remus: That is... philosophy?

Regulus: A tomato cannot be made into a smoothie.

Remus: That is common sense.

Evan: So a fruit jam is the same as ketchup since tomato is a fruit.

Remus: That is idiocy.

Sirius: Thanks for the lecture love.

James: And that was pure sarcasm.

Minerva (disappointed but not surprised): This conversation escalated quickly.

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marauders era fan census:

please rb this im genuinely curious

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regulus’ day immediately starts out horrible if james doesn’t eat him out first thing in the morning, i don’t make the rules

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Obligatory scream au

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💫 04/06/24 💫 @rosekillermicrofic 💫 prompt: love 💫 word count: 283 words

It wasn’t love.

When Barty fought yet another person who looked at him wrong, Evan didn’t hold him back by the collar. He didn’t bandage up his knuckles like they did in rom-coms, or berate him affectionately like Dorcas did to McKinnon. Instead he would wolf whistle and join the fray.

When Barty got a letter from his father, Evan didn’t hug him tight. Didn’t murmur soft reassurances, the false lies that everything would be alright. Instead he took out a pair of scissors and weed scented candles, and they burned the shit until ashes were the only reminder of his crushing expectations.

When an ex of his with a taste for revenge put a Grindlow in their dorm bath tub, Evan didn’t levitate it away. Instead he goaded Barty to fight it, and recorded the whole thing on a muggle camera, the film grainy, punctuated by their high pitched screams. He licked the blood off Barty’s jaw afterwards.

It wasn’t sweet, or caring, he didn’t know Barty’s grandma had cancer. He didn’t know he was allergic to raw tomatoes, or how he never learned how to ride a bike. But he knew about the chasm where his heart should’ve been, and shoved his fists to keep it closed. Bit his pulse point, the only sign some days he was alive. If he stared deep enough into Evan’s eyes, he didn't see textbook romance, he saw the same matching flavour of psychotic and emptiness and crazy. Whatever they had was better than cliche coffee cups and kisses, he thinks. It’s the way a dehydrated man drinks from the sea, knowing the salt makes it worse. It was unhealthy and unreasonable, it was BartyandEvan.