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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked Pandora Rosier and she said I’m gonna die in 3 days

Inspired by @deswhomst

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jegulus fanfic rec list

quick jegulus rec list!! i will add on as i find more that i’ve read in the past and when i read more, a lot of these are short or one-shots since not many people write jegulus (i just love it because i just want regulus to be happy in some way, i am a die hard jily shipper though…). I would recommend searching more rec lists since these are just ones that i have read (ex: wolfstar librarians list).

MWPP/Hogwarts –> Magic exists

Wonderwall -  Jenna822 (10/10 fic)

Rating: T (Suitable for teens, 13 years and older, with some violence, minor coarse language, and minor suggestive adult themes.)

“There are many things that I would like to say to you…but I don’t know how.”

Midnight - starshipslytherin (this author has a lot of jegulus stuff)

Rating: Teen and up

“James and Sirius manage to remove a fifteen-year-old Regulus from his terrible home environment shortly after Sirius had to escape it to save his own life, and Regulus’s presence does things to James he can’t explain. One night, he is kept awake by the boy passionately playing the piano, which is both intriguing and very annoying.”

You Will be Kissed Again - orphan_account

Rating: General Audiences

“James is in love with Regulus Black. That’s no secret. It’s been six years and he has plans to surprise his lover. Only he comes home to a small disaster and when he realises none of that matters, he’s damn sure this is forever.“

AUs

Call Me, Maybe - RuArcher (Coriesocks)

Rating: Teen and Up

The description is long but this is good!!1

Down at the Wolfbucks Cafe - WolfstarGarden

Rating: Mature (mild sexual content + cursing?)

“James and Remus run a very successful queer-friendly cafe. Sirius and Regulus visit one day.”

The Price of Liberty - orphan_account

Rating: Mature (depictions of violence, branding, prostitution, prejudice)

“James Potter, outcast, Sympathiser, and charged with his mission of protecting Remus Lupin, one of the Inflicted. When James gets the idea to kidnap the prominent Heir to the Black fortune for a healthy ransom, he knows he’s willing to risk everything for it. For the chance to escape the country and find sanctuary for Remus. But everything changes when they realise Sirius Black isn’t everything he seems.“

Forget-Me-Not by orphan_account

Rating: General Audiences

“When a new florist shop opens across from Regulus’ tattoo parlour, Regulus finds himself pining away for the adorable man.”

Insert Tennis Pun Here - Remy_Writes5

Rating: Teen and Up

“James is out to win Wimbledon when he gets saddled with Regulus Black as a roommate at the hotel.”

The First Moment - orphan_account

Rating: General Audiences

“James is having a bad day. A very bad day. Meeting with his ex, and dealing with the repercussions of their split leaves him craving a drink and a good cry. But when he stays at the hotel on Grimmauld Place, his life is inevitably changed for the better. Especially after he meets the part owner and pastry chef, Regulus Black.”

Video Call - chillsoya

Rating: Teen and Up

Sirius is late, again. James keeps video calling him. Regulus picks up.

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Newt falls first. Thomas faceplants.

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books

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just binge-watched the entire maze runner trilogy

main takeaway: they should’ve kissed

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i totally agree but i also think he'd joke about being mad about them for the shits and the giggles

I think Sirius would be "mad" at Jegulus because of the secrecy aspect of it.

Like, why would they rather go behind his back than tell him. How badly did they think he was gonna react.

He changed, right ? He was different from Walburga ,surely. He was supposed to a safe space.

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I think Sirius would be "mad" at Jegulus because of the secrecy aspect of it.

Like, why would they rather go behind his back than tell him. How badly did they think he was gonna react.

He changed, right ? He was different from Walburga ,surely. He was supposed to a safe space.

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Walburga: this Potter boy not only seduced Sirius, but also kidnapped him! Regulus: mother, what disgusting things are you saying Regulus: Sirius is not in a romantic relationship with Potter Regulus: I am

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Regulus seeing James annotating a book and being all

“Is it hot in here or is it just him”

Then when they start dating he asks to read the book and realizes the annotations are just

“Gay”

��Me core”

“Girl what”

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Wolfstar raising Harry

Harry: what does gays mean?

Sirius: it’s when two men love each other -like Remus and I

Harry: what does ‘penetrating gays’ mean?

Sirius: UHH.. Put that in a sentence for me please

Harry: “she stared at him with a penetrating gaze”

Sirius: oh thank Merlin

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Regulus, panicking at the thought of moving in together.

James, on his way to tell him they’re having a baby

Read Only the Brave everyone.

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james potter has the biggest praise kink

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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James : *hugging regulus from behind* remember when you told me to go to the pharmacy?

Regulus : yes?

James : they’re out of my ADHD meds for 5 days

Regulus : oh my god

James : it’s going to be a fun week

Regulus : I’m going to Sirius’

James : in sickness and in health reggie

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Bitter sweet night in the Potter house

James can't believe his son, his little one,his precious son is doomed by a prophecy

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ah yes

attention

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