james "jamie" warren. 28. part-time stuntman, part-time student, full-time nerd. at least I'm not named after the dog...
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kennedykraus:
“I just kind of expect everyone everywhere to hit on me, to be honest,” Kennedy confessed. “So I’ve been almost disappointed with how few guys have approached me. It’s an expectation game! Just assume it’ll happen with everyone that meets you and suddenly it’ll feel like it never does.”
“Huh, that’s interesting. So it’s like a combination of reverse psychology and the placebo effect... whatever you expect to happen, the opposite will come true. I’ll have to try it out. I’m no scientist, but it seems solid.”
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daerhee:
“The Boardwalk Bakery.” She answered with a smile. She liked it there, even though working in the kitchen on hot days wasn’t the best, and her work wasn’t as exciting as most others. “Wow, sounds like fun. I need to go see you preform sometime, I haven’t seen the show yet.”

“How about we make a deal? You let me sample everything and make sure it’s up to Disney’s standards and then I’ll get you VIP seats to the show.”
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neilwestin:
“I’ve actually never met a single one, and even if I did I’d probably wonder if they were making it up just so I wouldn’t like, complain about their wedding ring or something. Yikes, did he look like he wanted to clobber you?”
“Right? I mean, I’ve heard of it and it surely exists, but I’ve never seen it,” James shrugged. ”Oh definitely. If it weren’t for the public I’m sure he would have.”
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haileyholcomb:
“I wouldn’t know, seeing as I’ve never had a middle aged woman hit on me. But that must be awkward. How do you handle that?”
“I mostly just pretend I didn’t hear or make an excuse and get out of there. I don’t know of a graceful way to handle it.”
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lcviknox:
“Sounds promising, at least.” He looked at himself with the green makeup spread under his eye, it was actual a little bit comical. “I was mostly just trying to keep two guys from trying to kill each other.” In retrospect, he wished he had just stayed out of it. Levi began dabbing some of his regular concealer on. The bottle was brand new, even though Levi had half used tubes at home. He used them to hide the old scars on his arms, and didn’t want to draw attention to it, so he had bought some new stuff instead of risking anyone asking questions. Once he had finished, Levi leaned back to check out his work. It actually looked decent, aside from the fact that it was still swollen. It was passable, anyway. “Not too bad, who would’ve thought.”
He chuckled, “Sounds like it’s straight out of a movie.I bet you didn’t even get a thank-you, right? But here you are, suffering for it.” James watched as the other covered the bruise. James set the green concealer back in his stuff. “You’re always welcome to borrow this, by the way. I don’t need it too much anymore, I guess I’m getting better at my job.” He laughed, but it was somewhat true. James had gone almost three weeks without any hiccups on set -- though he tended to believe that was more due to the tech guys than his skill as a stuntman. “I bet no one will even notice.”
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camillemorgan:
“Or maybe they’re still hitting on you too and they’re just better at being subtle,” Camille suggested with a wink. “Ugh, but it is, the worst are the ones who position themselves for photos at an angle where they try for a boob grab.”
“Well, if that’s the case, I don’t mind all that much. It’s better than them being forward,” he shrugged. James shook his head in disgust, “Oh, no. That’s just awful.”
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evangelinerowe:
“Luckily that doesn’t happen to me much” Evie mused with a little smile. “I guess they don’t do it when their little kids are meeting the Princess” She explained with a little shrug. “But…. I hope it doesn’t happen too much for you”
“I’m glad for you, then, “ he chuckled. “It’s not like everyday.. but it is more often than I’d prefer.”
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paigexstaton:
“I know, right?” She said, wrinkling her nose. Honestly, she blamed the alcohol for the unimaginative line. No sober person could ever think that was a good idea. Paige shrugged, pouting as she shook her head. “Nothing’s happened so far. I can’t imagine it really does. I mean, they have cut offs at the bars, right? Nobody’s been, like, belligerently drunk yet.”
“Right, hopefully we aren’t letting people get piss drunk at Disney World. Though, I’ve seen wilder things happen here. Well you know, if you ever need anything I’m around. Not that that ‘ll do much good... but, anyways.”
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paigexstaton:
Her eyebrows knitted together as she pouted back down at the pan. “I didn’t start a fire… this time,” Paige mumbled, sliding the spatula under the cooking cake. Casting him a sideways glance, the brunette snorted as she stifled a laugh. “You weren’t supposed to eat those, you goob. That’s why they’re over there.” The pancake folded in half when she tried to flip it, her lips pursed in frustration. “No, I don’t need help.” Paige grunted, determined to get it right on her own. “I can make pancakes. It’s like, cooking 101.”
He leaned against the counter, “If you do start a fire, I might have to ban you from the kitchen.” He watched her attempt to flip the cake and chuckled. “It wasn’t that bad, really, if you like barbeque,” James joked. He pulled out cereal and a bowl while nodding, “I’m sure you’re perfectly capable.”
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hazeltheskipper:
“ Yeah especially because you are the one they might be thinking about. “ She said looking at him. “ That’s what im saying but i just get stares on the ride, i try my best though, but because of that, no dad is coming up to me anytime soon.”
James crinkled his nose, “That’s not a good thought.” He chuckled. “Well, I’ll have to come sometime and laugh at your jokes. But hey, whatever it takes to ward them off.”
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diemcarter:
“I have to give you mad props for that. You are way more talented than I am. Being a princess mainly consists of looking pretty and staying in character.” Diem noticed that she was staring a bit too much at the rather attractive man and turned her gaze to the ground.
“Well, to be fair, you have to interact with far more people than I. And stunts really aren’t too bad, you just have to be okay with getting hurt occasionally. The tech guys are the really talented ones,” He smiled. James noticed her body language change and furrowed his brow. “Is everything alright?”
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When James opened the door, the last person he expected to see was Cameron. Since they broke up, he hadn't talked to her. They said they would be friends, but for James that was easier said than done. He gave an awkward smile and scratched the back of his head, "Hey, Cameron... what's up?" He couldn't help but wonder why she was here. Seeing her again, he felt he had to be careful what he did and said.
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Cameron wasn’t sure what to do, she realized although her and James had broken up a month ago and she moved out then, she had left her coffee machine at his place and she had to get it back, she lived for coffee and she loved her coffee machine, how she could forget that she had no clue. She knew she said they should remain friends but hings were still new, she felt like it hadn’t been that long since they broke up and she knew it was going to be hard to deal with or at least a little awkward. She couldn’t remember the last time she saw James but she knew it had been a while. As she walked towards his apartment, a pit of nerves filled her stomach. She found her way to his apartment and she knocked the door for a moment, hoping someone was in and he could open the door for her.
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once for the girls? give the people what they want.
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calliopeofmotunui:
“Can’t really speak from experience since the only people that hit on me in costume are teenage boys but it occasionally happens to others.” Cal shrugged.
"I feel like it'd be worse to be hit on by teenage boys..."
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hazeltheskipper:
Hazel smiled, “ Well their husbands are not giving it out anymore they got go to desperate measures.” She said laughing. “ I’m not sure i want it to happen, plus if i a weird dad gives me his number as they get off the boat i’m going to say what. Well they are chessy kind of bad so i love them but others could live with out them.”
"Yeah, I try not to think about that aspect of it. That weirds me out," he laughed. James chuckled, "Cheesy puns aren't bad puns. At least, I don't think so."
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paigexstaton:
Paige couldn’t help but shake her head as she let out a laugh, remember the guy she had sen the other day. “It was actually pretty pathetic. I think he’d been to Gaston’s beforehand because he seemed a little bit plastered. But he went off saying things like he could show her a whole new world in his pants and just – wow, okay.” Honestly she still couldn’t believe the whole scenario. “But yeah, that’s what us attendants do, we kinda keep the creeps away. Not as glamorous as it sounds, trust me.”
"Oh, dear God. That's just bad." He shook his head, disgusted amusement riddled on his face. "I mean... at least have a good line, right? Not that it's excusable.." James had heard some pretty bad lines, too, mostly about buried treasure and ancient artifacts, given that he was Indiana Jones. Mostly, he just refuted the historical inaccuracies and tried to forget about it. "That sounds awful. Does that get dangerous at all?" He felt a little bit protective over his new roommate, for some reason.
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davidbasoalto:
“Oh man, as much as I’m sometimes jealous of the face characters for getting numbers, I’m so okay with avoiding creepy moms. One of the Naveens used to get a lot of moms hitting on him so maybe? For your sake though, I hope not.”
James shrugged, "For sure. I guess it's just part of the job description. At least I can escape easily since I don't technically have meet and greets, you know? Gotta count my blessings."
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