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my dude, i'm not a fan of trump or his shite supporters, but it's probably not the best idea to openly confess a crime you did. oh and next time, maybe wear a beanie along with sunglasses cause you were kind of sloppy, and wouldnt be difficult to recognize.

Thanks for the tip. It was a tube mask tho so they couldn’t see my hair. I also don’t have my real name or location connected to this blog. Maybe it’s stupid but I had to get it off my chest and this felt like the safest place.

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you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

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literally my gf tho

mutuals i sit on your chest and do this to you at night

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one of rvbs CLASSIC lines

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A good thread on whether “queer” is a slur and if it should be used or not.

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this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

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Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

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Living by the ocean is just like … she has brought me a gift today from beyond our shores, she is a kind and giving mother, and sometimes that gift is a giant wooden cross for some reason

Or a fucking Garfield phone

an entire wasteland of what are lovingly known as “penis fish”

Or a huge-ass prehistoric tree.

thank you mother ocean, we say from the bottom of our hearts: what the fuck.

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the image “george washington welcomes abraham lincoln into heaven” is so homosexual

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MST3K - Bride of the Monster, 1993

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So I finally caved and played Among Us- turned out be a good decision because now I finally know the three genders

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