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Can't get over how amazing last night was 😍 love you @taylorswift and @knycgrl #1989worldtourdc
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt + Puppies in ‘The Interview’
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Lost in the fog
It's not even hard and I still want to quit, just shut down everyone around me and just lay. Maybe runaway to cabo? Or St. Thomas? Just somewhere tropical. I need a break.
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Jist
I feel so alone; I miss home.. school sucks, The End
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Unappreciated
Everything I ever do for people, I get nothing in return. I say people because I literally mean EVERYONE; boyfriend, roommates, friends, family. I don't have high expectations but I do expect some courtesy, gratitude, or respect.
I know its stupid to get mad over a hot chocolate K-kup but those things are crazy expensive. Not only did you not ask me but you took the Dunkin Donuts instead of the Swiss. THEN not even clean out my lovely ceramic penguin mug? Just left if on the side of the sink (WITH CHOCOLATE STILL INSIDE) where it could have fallen and shatter into a million pieces.
OH and don't ever call me stubborn.
Or selfish cause those words will be your last (figuratively speaking).
Fin.
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"Chris came over and sat down, and I thought, 'Oh, great. Who's this meathead? Obviously he's very beautiful, but he must be dumb as a post.' And then he proceeded to be perfectly sweet and absolutely sharp as a tack, and I thought, 'Oh, I see. You're a superhero'.” - Nick Offerman
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waffle on the shelf day 1
yes waffle. we know.
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waffle on the shelf it’s that time of year when peoples ‘round the world get visits from a magical waffle. legend has it that it watches you all day then flies back to see denny and report on all that it has seen. be good out there cause it’s a magical waffle that can travel through walls and stuff and just come and go as it pleases and get into all sorts of mischief - keep your ear to the linoleums.
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this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
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