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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

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“Hot and bothered” in the sense that it is 90 degrees out and I am extremely annoyed

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9-1-1 | Hen & Chimney "And thanks for following me down that hillside." "The first of many, I'm sure."

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chim and hen are platonic soulmates and I feel like we don’t talk about it enough. “You jump, I jump.” He dies and gets shocked back to life twice and the first thing he does is crawl to her?? The love of his life goes missing and she offers to leave with him to find her?? They tell each other literally everything? She helps him pick out Maddie’s ring even though she doesn’t think they’re ready to get married. She’s his best man. He set her up with her wife. He told Karen that Hen DIED to get them back together. They’re at each other’s houses at all times of the night. They believe in each other’s crazy conspiracies with no hesitation. “I can’t imagine my life without you” “and you’re never gonna have to”. They commit crimes together.

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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sometimes writing isn’t about talent. sometimes it’s about sitting in your chair and suffering for 45 minutes until a single sentence crawls out of your skull

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sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong

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GOOD OMENS "Hard Times"

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed.

There was a shimmer - a demon appeared.

"Curious. What ritual is this?"

"I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!"

"I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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Getting back into that Jaeger will kill you. Not getting into one would kill us all.

MAKO MORI and STACKER PENTECOST PACIFIC RIM (2013)

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