jamie || they/them || 20 || brazil || english language teacher & student || intp || basically a lazier version of alexander hamilton, but not in the cringy way, i swear. || in undetermined hiatus.
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Straight man writing a song about love: oh…. I . love uh.. Your eyes…. And uh… My bed is so empty without you… Yeah… Uh… Please come back
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nothing will ever be more iconic than the line ‘pay your fucking taxes’
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The Miranda Boys: Sebastian and Franciso
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Some lams scribbles
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i have literal object permanence when it comes to my opinion on children. right now in the presnce of 0 children or 0 mentions of children i could not be more neutral. when im around a cool baby who like smiles at me or is bein funny & is maybe wearing a cute hat im like :))) “i want 30000 babies” but then if i hear one (1) singular child cry on a plane i think “Having children is a societal expectation thrust upon women by the patriarchy therefore i”
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Eliza sketchdump// Finals are over!!!!!
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trans culture is seeing a cool name and thinking “fuck why didnt i made THAT my name” or “is it too late to switch to that”
#YESSS#i was between alex and jamie for the longest time and i love my name#but sometimes... i wish id picked alex#me#other
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love me a girl with glasses. bring that blind ass here ma. no…over here smh
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i just found these in a folder on my desktop from like 3 months ago. thanks past me
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All time favorite video
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Shit, I made it shippy
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you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
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stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
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Dorian Pavus + Text Posts (+ 1 wolfpupy)
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