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shit my friends say on discord ––– rp meme ––– part 2.  ( some nsfw –– most shits and giggles ) 

its not my fault i wanna suck on his nips okay

im thinking about that guy who said the lord was coming and that the american dollar is a distraction 

its food if you suck hard enough 

spicy coochie 

my asshole puckered 

no i will save england 

guillotine can take away the head im about to give him 

suck on my big fat man titties bitches 

im gonna lick his stupid nose 

he can call me a bitch and id spread my legs open 

plus hes got the weird blood fetish thing going on and im on my period so win win 

i read pussy 

i lied its gay in my house 

hes up there im just fucking stupid 

sorry ladies and gentlemen but the snake stays during sex 

go swimmin in that pussy 

not in the pussy 

still crying about vagina diagrams 

instead of ‘there is a snake in my boot’ it is ‘there is a snake in my pussy’ 

it took me editing fourteen nipplies 

it makes sense because they balance each others eyebrows out 

i could snap him like a twig 

i am naked and wet gimme a second 

sometimes fingers just need to look like penises 

ceiling vagina 

its okay you can call me pissboi 

if boobie good why men sexy? 

thosewho shit together stay together 

im the main character im the one who eats mango

and the person reviewing your application is shitting mangos 

i cant you made me become illustrate 

living rent free in peoples heads for sending nsfw spongebob i guess 

what do actors do with the underwear they wear on stage? 

dont strangle yourself ahaha your pussy’s so big 

i keep autocorrecting personal messages to porn 

it’s such an anthony –– anthony?? who’s anthony???? 

i was gonna be beeltejuice for christmas 

the hoes gonna loooooove this 

i love how im just eating a block of cheese right now 

wasnt freud like ... a musician? 

did you know that theres a different between coke and cocaine? 

you know what man? fuck you! what’s with all the cats? why do you have a bunch of pussy? you got big pussy disorder? 

can you please stop trying to touch my nipples 

ill have a full break down if he eats my clothes, bro

me to my therapist: i think my friends are getting tired of me being sad 

its like a lima bean thing that starts with an e

i thought you were gonna say ‘do you wanna see me fuck a mountain?’

why is justin bieber’s chin so long? 

so they build the baby right? 

please dont jump us into something disgusting 

why is there ... seven oranges under the crib? 

opening my legs is a lot easier than opening up about my life story 

why do i have to chew with my hands 

she wants a pet chicken ... i cant believe this 

please for the love of god u cannot wear that dress to skateboard and i cannot stand and have a conversations here with you right now i need to take a massive shit 

dont you dare make that face at linkin park 

this is one of my favorite songs. if you shit on it, im shitting on your bed 

french is like .... a deep throated language 

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Heart-shaped face, a small red strawberry mark under her right eye. Delicate features, like mine, but there’s nothing delicate about this girl. There’s a fierceness in her steel-gray eyes. Her dark hair is shorn close to her scalp.

The Grace Year by Kim Liggett

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shit my friends say on discord––– rp meme––– part 1 

❛ reverse birth. he going back IN. ❜ ❛ i got banned from neopets for cybercullying someone. ❜  ❛ though one time i saw a straight up bootyhole. ❜  ❛ he could call me submissive and breedable and i’d be like yes sir you’re right. ❜  ❛ i’ll hold your hand and poop beside you. ❜  ❛ it’s okay to lie for comedic reasons. ❜  ❛ put both of your fists inside of me at the same time. ❜  ❛ if danger why friend shaped? ❜  ❛ if i was supposed to be nice i wouldn’t have seven fire sign placements. ❜  ❛ i was on the search for a dilf to be honest. ❜  ❛ i was horny in the first half and then i got too depressed to do anything else. ❜  ❛ my history of calculus loving working against me at all times. ❜  ❛ I have - let me count - three holes he can stab me in. ❜  ❛ bondage and nutmilk. ❜ ❛ he eatin’ spam like it was five stars. ❜  ❛ i eat balls on a daily basis get on my level. ❜  ❛ beg peasants. i’ll give you more vegetables. ❜  ❛ i shit just fine if i have dairy. ❜  ❛ isn’t that just pete davidson? ❜  ❛ sad. depressing. everyone dies. ❜  ❛ nut and butter. ❜  ❛ i’m going to make it fifthy ❜  ❛ so i’m fancy, but in a stupid way. ❜  ❛ woof ❜  ❛ i’m a leaking pathetic omega what the hell. ❜  ❛ i need to aggressively pee. see you in a minute. ❜  ❛ you are the wife and the pain in my ass. ❜  ❛ are you having a stroke? ❜  ❛ wet pants. ❜  ❛ look at me like patrick looks at spongebob. ❜  ❛ soap. ❜  ❛ is this my fucking legacy. ❜  ❛ i connected the dots. ❜  ❛ you didn’t connect shit. ❜  ❛ i’m going to wreck your butthole. ❜  ❛ and i being an audiotape. ❜ ❛ i went to take off my bra and i found a piece of hashbrown. ❜  ❛ what’s the point of having boobs if they don’t give you the flavor milk you want. ❜  ❛ tit to inside my body. ❜