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Having haters doesn't make you special. Everyone's got haters. You forget to use your blinker in traffic just once, and the driver behind you is like "fuck that driver, I bet they never use the fucking blinkers ever, fucking dipshit", that's a hater. You're halfway to being born and your older sibling realises they're going to have to share all their shit, that's a hater. And if you don't have haters before you were born, you'll be in the hospital crying your first breath and someone else hears you in the hallway and thinks "oh fuck there's a fucking baby somewhere here." One minute old, did one thing, and already got one hater.

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Is there a such thing as a job where the boss isn't an asshole and the hours are reasonable. Or can you only pick one.

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“my husband has a porn addiction and he finishes too early” damn. really? all that practice and no progress? LMFAOOOOO

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the problem with buying food is after you eat it you have to go buy more food

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anyone have any tips for like... idek what im asking. so basically i am dragonkin, i consider myself nonhuman. i know there is draconic magic/witchcraft. how to practice that from the pov of a dragon? i guess? i dont want to summon any other dragons, i AM the dragon. yeah. any tips are appreciated.

edit: i very much like water elemental magic also 👍

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My gender is big fuckoff dragon and I'll kill you

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OUUUUH WINGS…BIG WEBBED WINGS CATCHING A COLD SEA BREEZE THAT SENDS ME SOARING OVER THE WATER…BIG FEATHERY WINGS THAT I USE TO SOAR ACROSS MY VALLEY…

big big green wings that catch the light just right and cast colors like stained glass on the ground below

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Marcille is so funny to me. she's such a bait and switch. when we're first introduced to her you see this cute girl who's totally distraught at everything Laios does and you think she's gonna be the tropey token girl in the party who does the healing and stays out of the fights and has to be the designated Team Mom. but that's not Marcille at all. she's only on healing duty because Falin isn't around. she's a frontline attacker and she's constantly thinking about murder and explosions.

dungeon meshi really said "so there's this incredibly powerful black mage whose signature spell is "explode your skull" and she loves necromancy and is wanted in 5 countries. she can heal in a pinch but when she does it, it hurts, because there isn't a gentle bone in her body" and then she looks like this. i love her so much

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my kitty

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like three years ago I was like. okay im finally done making wof art. time to break free ig. but i am gonna make more now. return to form.

peril based on the book cover idk

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bugs is…. shrimp????

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sometimes when i'm up late i see other people up late and i'm like. why are you up at this hour. im an insomniac whats ur excuse

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rb if u wanna be a fish

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I am going to abuse my Fish Privileges

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A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)