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How's my revision going you didn't ask? Well it's almost half past 7 in the morning and I'm currently posting on tumblr, about the fact I'm watching YouTube videos, detailing the things I can do with a physics degree, in the hope of convincing myself that I should revise something I haven't learnt yet, so I can do this all again for a few more years and get a degree I'm pretty confident I'll never use.

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Update: got too excited, hit the bottle, this is over now.

You remember when that thing took ages to drip and it was in the news and there was a live feed on the Internet and stuff? I’m on 6 minutes!

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69 MINUTES!!!!

You remember when that thing took ages to drip and it was in the news and there was a live feed on the Internet and stuff? I’m on 6 minutes!

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15 minutes!!!

You remember when that thing took ages to drip and it was in the news and there was a live feed on the Internet and stuff? I’m on 6 minutes!

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You remember when that thing took ages to drip and it was in the news and there was a live feed on the Internet and stuff? I'm on 6 minutes!

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I just went downstairs to the kitchen, with the intention of making myself a cup of coffee. while I was waiting for the kettle to boil my flatmate came into the kitchen and we started chatting. Now I'm back in my room with a pot noodle and no coffee. Still not sure how I feel about this, but it is one tasty pot of noodles.

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Someone, somewhere could be sitting in their levitating bathtub playing an abosluely smashing saxophone solo, whilst their pet armadillo, Steve McQueen, lies on a trampoline that they made using the 3d printer that their mate Roger printed out for them using his 3d printer. His name is probably George and he may think he knows everything, but he doesn't know I'm talking about him. Even if he did, it's not as if he could do anything abou

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so what IS a cheeky nando's? some kind of chicken?

you know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter 

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i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy

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Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—

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He didn’t miss one beat

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Desired job title: Professional child Career objective: To continue to be a child, but get paid for it Desired salary: Enough for groceries, rent, and toys

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