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The tail of hell, and the FRIEND inside? A cat that takes children away? Connections to the sulphuric pits of hell? Ladies and Gentlethings I think that sounds like an

ACCIDENTAL FEAR AND HUNGER REFERENCE

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drinking beverage. having to pee. drinking beverage. having to pee. what’s next? drinking beverage and then having to pee? fucking endless

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obsessed with the era of historical fashion between the 1860s and 1870s where aniline dyes kept being invented. you can find some absolute fucking eyesores of dresses that were only made that way because “acid magenta” was invented last month and it was trendy.

like this iconic gown:

or this one from the 1870s in aniline purple and aniline black:

or a trendy yellow and black gown from c. 1865, perhaps?

feel free to reblog with additional eyesores (affectionate) that i might have missed

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being a queer person who really likes a m/f ship blows because the minute you step outside your painstakingly curated circle of t4t bisexuals you find out all the straight people are out here drawing your faves like this

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Everyone shut up they found Patrick and Spongebag

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Gone.

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let's do lines with mama

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FAQ:

Q: What are your pronouns?

A: He/him for Elvis, she/her for the mod

Q: Why do you say "Woah mama" so much?

A: Woah mama they put me in the orb / the scary planet

Q: Hi Elvis!

A: Hi random citizen!

I read every question I'm sent and I wish I could answer them all but I can't, sadly

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I have never met a well-behaved kid named Aiden. I’m 98% sure all the Aidens I went to elementary school with are now in prison.

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“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.