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So during the Q&A someone asked Shea if she would ever hook up with/date another drag queen and (obviously) she turned to Sasha and said “So Sasha, if you’re not doing anything after the show….”. Everyone laughed and cheered and someone in the audience yelled “No ma'am” and Shea goes “No ma'am?! What do you mean ‘No ma'am?!?!” She then proceeded to try (and fail) to take off her jacket to “fight” whoever said that (Her sleeve got stuck on her bracelet). Also when Shea and Sasha were walking off stage, they held hands and danced/twirled and it was super cute.

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meirl

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We’re all going to have PTSD and agoraphobia by the end of April

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Of course I love 'and they were quarantined' but take a moment and consider 'and they were videoconferencing.'

Two people who meet for the first time while social distancing. They work in different departments or in different cities. At first they're dressed business casual and keeping things professional. Then one day a pet appears and conversation gets casual.

They start sharing tips for how to exercise in a tiny apartment. They commiserate over the lack of favourite foods or activities. It turns out they were both going to go to an event that is now canceled.

Eventually, they're both in their pajamas. Work day is done, but their call has now moved to the evening. They cook the same meal, stream a movie together. When will this lockdown end?

So much potential for pining. So many longing looks. Social distancing video calling coworkers to friends to lovers.

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“She was like a flaming rose. I thought that she would burn away into perfume in my arms.”

— Heinrich Heine, from The Selected Prose Writings; “Reisebilder,”

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…and another short clip of Courtney looking beautiful, this time covering Titanium, 11/08/17 in London.

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Carly rae jepsen knows when you like her ironically and every time you stan for her that way and she senses a mocking lack of conviction behind it, a little piece of her heart crumbles to ash

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following a lot of lesbians means you’ll see a post on your dash 20 times and you’re like fucking god how many notes does this post have and it has like 700

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💸👏🏻2020👏🏻is👏🏻the👏🏻year👏🏻we👏🏻get👏🏻our👏🏻finances👏🏻in👏🏻order👏🏻💸

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I feel like a lot of people have put immense pressure on themselves to accomplish/achieve something big during this quarantine so they don't "waste" time.

So many posts about how guilty they'll feel if they don't use this time to finally catch up on back-work, clean their house, organize, work, work, work.

Y'all need to remember that we're experiencing a global crisis, and to some degree, I think arguably a global trauma.

Right now, everything is uncertain, the future is vague, and the world is scary. We are all already under so much unprecedented pressure. Pressure to provide for ourselves and others, to stay safe, to keep others safe, etc. etc.

The LAST thing we need is to set ultimatums for our schedules and punish ourselves for not writing a damn book or reorganzing the garage all with the weight of Global Pandemic Crisis weighing on our minds and lives.

The truth is, no one needs to get a damn thing done during all of this except what concerns public health and services.

You don't need to clean the attic. You don't need to reply to all of your emails.

If doing those things makes you feel better, great! Have fun! But if they've become a tool for guilting yourself into being miserably "productive" in these trying times,

Give yourself a break.

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Fuck it, I'll make this account active again

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idk who needs to hear this but nurses who work 16hr shifts aren’t heroes. they’re horrifically exploited workers& they don’t need thanks or applause, they need more colleagues and better labour protection

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Willam: see, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Courtney: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally drive over to your house and slap you.

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THE SIGNS AS FAMOUS DRAG QUEENS

Aries: Phi Phi O’Hara

Taurus: Katya

Gemini: Alaska Thunderfuck

Cancer: Farrah Moan

Leo: Alyssa Edwards

Virgo: Trixie Mattel

Libra: Adore Delano

Scorpio: Bianca Del Rio

Sagittarius: Bob The Drag Queen

Capricorn: Jinx Monsoon

Aquarius: Valentina

Pisces: Miss Fame

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Alaska Thunderfuck at Jackie Beat's birthday party