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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

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fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

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i fORGOT MY LAPTOP WAS HOOKED UP TO THE STEREO SYSTEM SO THIS JUST PLAYED IN EVERY ROOM OF MY HOUSE OH MY GOD

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people really just want trans women to either say "drag is 100% Good And Fine and you have to change nothing about yourself" so they can agree with them and get the Tranny Seal Of Approval, or say "drag is evil all of it i want to shut down every drag show in the world" so they can start arguing about it and valiently defend The Queer Community.

and whenever a trans woman actually starts talking about drag and its relation to transmisogyny and tme people, they just blur their eyes and pick out a few words and decide which of the two categories she falls into (spoilers its the second)

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Are they ‘trauma dumping’ or are they just discussing their life experience and you are such an asshole that you can’t stand to be confronted with information that makes you uncomfortable for 0.005 seconds???

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is there any chance of a full version of "Spider D.A.N.C.E." or does it already exist somewhere

here's a longer version, but i'm not calling it Spider D.A.N.C.E. because my pal Jenny already took that one

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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BIG STEPPER (NEW FUNK ALBUM)

(bandcamp) (spotify) (youtube)

all proceeds on bandcamp to be donated to the immigrant defenders law center and CHIRLA

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what do you mean you havent used mindfulness techniques to accept the state of the torture labyrinth as is yet. its like youre not even trying

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Northernlion would be an alchemist in the same vein as Van Hohenheim had he lived in Medieval Europe

Too bad God hates him from conception put him here with the rest of us

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my bacteria #mybacteria

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idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

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Thats not communist though. Your critiques are ‘doctors aren’t good enough at/equal in their repairing of the human body for the purpose of future labour”

communists actually think it is good when our bodies function as we would like them to so we can do things. communism isn't an anti-labour ideology, marxists are not blanket opposed to social reproduction, that would be nonsense -- the problem with the bourgeois medicinal paradigm is that it values specifically the ability to perform profitable capitalist labour over patients' wellbeing. medical racism and misogyny are not simply defects in an otherwise well-oiled machine but features of broader hegemonic oppressive structures that are integrated into the broader capitalist model

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i think we can all stand up for the (correct, important) position of marxist atheism without having to do historical revisionism and pretend there wasn't a huge right-wing atheist movement in the 2000s all of whose luminaries have since moved on to palling around with far-right christians

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some kid was winding up for one of those bullshit power of friendship attacks, you know the ones, where he was listing all of the hard work he put in and the bonds he made and all of the hopes and dreams riding on this attack, and i just no-selled it since i was protected by my understanding of commodity fetishism