21, I like to smoke weed and dye my hair, always looking for new friends But I’m not trying to buy anything! I’m sorry if I suck at conversation at first lmao
a couple weeks a go a high schooler I was talking to at a dinner party asked me if college students knew what memes were and I still haven't recovered emotionally
no offense but the cutest thing to me is random little kisses like not even, on the lips just, when someone kisses you on the temple or like?? the top of your head or anywhere honestly its just rlly cute and I’m suffering
where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car
i got 2 shots and dinner paid for by a line cook i used to work with that has a major crush on me (and i even told him no to any kissing, my number, or anything, dude still paid for me), i made more new friends with the workers at my fav bar and i got to flirt with my favorite bartender all damn night. bro being single, happy as fuck, and super confident has changed my fucking life. I’m so happy inside, this shit is unreal.