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Lovelace: Okay, tell you what: do something for me. Just... count to ten. Without glitching. Prove to me that you can do something right, and I'll leave you alone.
Minkowski: Hera, you don't have to—
Hera: Be quiet, Commander.
(a beat)

Lovelace: That's what I thought.
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Reddit sucks bc on there you make a comment like this and people downvote it but on here it would have 10 thousand notes
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I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you
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autopsy date or wtv those freaks do instead of confessing
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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whoever writes the nyt connections categories is experiencing joan of arc type visions & hallucinations
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
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#the first part i got was 'the assassin's' so i was like. probably not#no matter what i get next its gonna be something stupid and edgy#but then on the next wheel i got........... lesbians#and like. on one hand 'the assassin's lesbians' doesnt really work well together. but at least it captured my attention you know#and defeated the expectations
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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?
would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day
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they don't know all of this has happened on the award winning show the x files (1993-2002)
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride
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°C stands for Correct temperature and °F stands for Freak temperature
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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand
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