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happy pride month from ur favourite gay girl

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ill be posting pride content !!

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Cathy: Only prostitutes have two glasses of wine at lunch!

Wine mom Jane ™: Well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno because I am open for business!

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Day 73 of quarantine

Catherine: hand me the bottle.

Jane: no.

Catherine: Jane.

Jane, pouting: b-but...

Catherine: Jane, you've drank five bottles of wine already and it's not even noon.

Jane: ugh fine!

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they really are sisters huh

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bonus:

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As part of today’s mental breakdown, I screamed/sang along to Haus Of Holbein from Six...

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the flavour is immaculate 😅😊💕

the most iconic mueller sister moment is when jessie won her tony for playing carole king and she says “abby and brian you’re back there somewhere” and abby just fuckin shrieks from the back of the theater... like imagine being seated anywhere near Abby and hearing that shriek out of nowhere thank you for coming to my late night ted talk

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Day 70 of quarantine

Kitty: ...do you ever feel

Anne: like a plastic bag

Anna: drifting through the wind

Catherine: wanting to start againnn

Cathy: yes.

Jane, to Cathy: sweetie, are you okay?

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What does it say about me that my favourite Boleyn is Andrea Macasaet?

fun! extra af! chaotic energy!!!!! smol bean with amazing taste!! appreciate andrea and the us queens, cowards!!

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cathy parr: i just slept 7 hours which is twice as long as i usually sleep so i’m a little disoriented

jane seymour: yeah i locked cathy in my room overnight. she went 3 days without sleeping

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Katherine: my middle name is danger

Jane, booping her on the nose: that’s a lie, your middle name is cutie pie

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History’s about to get overthrown!

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Ze Haus of Holbein

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anne: one time i drank an entire bottle of vinegar. i thought it was terrible wine.

jane (in the kitchen, cooking dinner): does anybody know where the vinegar went?

anne: ok so “one time” was like...20 minutes ago.

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her accent. and andreas laugh... perfect

abby “my favorite dance move was a move that was cut and i’ll try to put it in every show” mueller really does deliver consistent content

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your favourite boleyn says a lot about you 👀👀

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emoji combos the queens would use

catherine of aragon 👑🙏😌💞😭

anne boleyn 🤩✨🧚‍♀️🥰👁️👄👁️

jane seymour❤️😍🥰🤩😘

anne of cleves 😌😤💯🙈😩

katherine howard 😳👀🙄🤪🏳️‍🌈👀💅

catherine parr 🧐👩‍🎓💪💯❤️