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Day 2823, the cops still haven't found me on 24th street on the left of saint peters church oh god dangit

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*screaming rat noises*

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Y'know mates when you're a part time thief and full time anarchist you have an awful little time to do the things you like

Oh wait, anarchist means blowing things up! Never mind carry on

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Half a ton of dynamite

With just a bit of fire

Thats the way the gunpowder goes!

Pop! Goes the weasel~!

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i have a pic in my overwatch screenshots folder named “BLESSINGS OF THE JUNKMAN.png” and this is it:

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Ey mates apparently theres a videogame that has me in it, flattered by the way, and just gotta say

If some mate calls you a turd cus ya play me, and not even because of my dashing looks or my bounty, then their the only turd around here! Dont let ANYONE get you down because you share a passion for explosions! You do you and others who think its wrong to be me because they're jealous, well heahah HAPPY EXPLODING!

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Oi which fucker swapped my bombs with potatoes you wanna go mate?

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[Looking at Junkrat’s IQ test results]

Soldier 76: You got a 96. Says here that a 90 is a genius.

Junkrat: Man, I wish I got a 90.

Submitted by frankie-say-snorlax

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No fucks given.

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my files guys

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*Releases Junkrat into a junkyard*: Go my child. Be free. There is many junk and probably many rats to be found here. You are home, you crazy dirty bastard.

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G'day mate I am 100% authentic Australian I swear

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ah there ain’t nothing like making some bombs on a fine Thursday night

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@staff wait no ones gonna track where i am using this place right, well, go ahead and try me! I’ll blow you all up if you even try to come near me!

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y’know i think i’m getting a hand of this place! One question, dear staff, my good mate, where the hell is the explosion button? Not even a self destruct?